I was laughing with my partner about this review, because we couldn't decide if Anal Beads
were technically a dildo, or, if they got their own, beaded category...
were technically a dildo, or, if they got their own, beaded category...Regardless, I don't want to make a separate heading for just beads, so, here is our dildo review of the purple jelly, "jumbo", "thai" anal beads.
Why they call them "Jumbo" or "Thai" is beyond me, they're perfectly normally sized, and, unless the Thai invented anal beads, I'm not sure why we'd care about their manufacturer or designer's ethnicity.
Anal beads do come in various qualities, however, so these ones are of the "good" variety. They have a slight seam, which you don't feel, and the whole thing is solid (which is good - you don't want these suckers breaking!) and sturdy.
--NEVER NEVER NEVER GET ONES WITH STRINGS--
Anal beads for us as a couple were a so-so. You have to really, really, REALLY clean yourself out
unless you wanna be pretty grossed out when you take them out (really, really, REALLY) as, they go pretty deep and, as they're tiny bumps, they tend to collect refuse like a crazy cat woman hoarder.
unless you wanna be pretty grossed out when you take them out (really, really, REALLY) as, they go pretty deep and, as they're tiny bumps, they tend to collect refuse like a crazy cat woman hoarder.As far as stimulation goes, the beads in my book are about a 1/10. They aren't BAD, but, they don't really do much, either. I know some girls who love them though, so, for the low low price of $10, they are worth a shot.
A note: Interestingly enough, the more of an anal whore you are (like me!) I find the less the beads really "work" - but, if you're just getting into anal, I hear they make an excellent segue.
Also, they are fun to hit people with.
Hi girls, I love your blog and read it often. The other day you were writing about anal beads and, you had a link to an enema kit under how to "really really clean yourself out"
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm ashamed to say, I didn't buy the product you recommended, and, instead opted for The Enema Shower System.
Let me just say that, although I did save about $3.49, the mental scarring was not worth it.
The attachment isn't smooth, it has a sharp metal seam on the end that makes it painful to use even with a lot of lube. The real version of this product has a smooth end.
The hose requires 4 washers according to the instructions, but this kit only comes with 2 washers, which causes the hose to leak.
The valve switch that turns the water on looks like it's made of metal, but it's actually plastic and it does not fit well into the valve. This means that sometimes when you want to turn the water off, the switch pops off and the water is stuck on. BELIEVE ME, it's important to be able to turn the water off quickly.