Diary of a Nympho: Step Dad

I love, love, LOVE this book!


It isn't incest if its your step dad... right?


Ah, the loopholes that make our raunchiest daddy daughter desires blossom into fruition and legality.


This is actually a series, and I would recommend the whole series.



I believe you can purchase the whole collection at a bulk rate (which is what I should have done, knowing what i know now, but, I'm generally cautious about erotica purchases, as sometimes they seem to be written by a grade 4)

When the Mom leaves, the little girl has her way with her daddy again and again, and always with a sense of urgency or fear of getting caught.

Very, very sexy.  Highly recommended erotica.

Stepdad Sex Stories

Utter tripe.  Not worth a browse.

This author doesn't convey the feelings of anybody very realistically.  While the sex scenes are fine, the emotions behind them are severely lacking.

Good evidence to plant to ruin a relationship or to get a co-worker in trouble, but, not great wanking material.

Bedtime Erotica - Erotica Review

Lexy Harper is a new voice in erotica and one to watch. She strikes the perfect balance between good storylines and raunchy sex scenes. Each of the eight women has a completely different character and every female reader will identify with at least one of them.

My favourite is definitely Honey in Telephone Sex - girlfriend is off-the-charts. Reading her story while travelling to work on public transportation is strictly not recommended. You will look like a crazy person laughing your head off, all by yourself, as you follow her exploits on her quest for the well-hung man of her dreams.

Women who love twins will sympathise with Alyson's plight in Double the Trouble - she has to choose between identical brothers. Or does she? She can have one or the other - or have them both. Good girl Tonya discovers her father's dark side and decides to follow his example in Do as I Say. Suzette drank too much The Night Before. The next morning she wakes up in bed with a very sexy woman. Soon, she realizes that alcohol has nothing to do with the intoxication she feels when she is with Mackenzie.

Darleen is a mature Black woman, running a very successful newspaper. She doesn't need to sleep her way to the top, so she's Sleeping Her Way to the Bottom and having a lot of fun doing so! Lonely, horny Elizabeth is so desperate she is regularly having Fruits and Vegetables. But girlfriend is not eating them like her mother advised. Valerie has the perfect marriage, a husband who loves her and a very comfortable lifestyle. She would do anything for her husband. Anything, except the one thing he wants most - to see Another Woman make love to her. Emma is only in her mid-thirties but she is bored with life and worse of all her husband hasn't make love to her in over three years. But ten days with Samuel, a man young enough to be her son, gives her a new lease of life.

Definitely worth the money but you could buy a copy with a close friend and share it, though you may lose your friend when he or she refuses to give it back when you need it.

Hard to get in, but worth it

Purple, Rippled, Vibrating...
you'd think that'd be the recipe for obscurity and uncomfortableness, but, actually, I rather like this one.

It's tough getting in, but, once its in, its great.

If you're into a long, extended sexy session of penetration with a big payoff, this is your chosen plug.

I like to combine this with some oils and some spanking, often, with a little roleplaying.

Sexy, fun, but book off a block of time :-)

Weird Butt Plug

This guy is... odd.
I would say the base is far too wide for full penetration, and the end is too easy to slip out, and the middle is kind of a sharp incline.

Good for S&M or pain roleplaying, but, nearly useless for solo play or for fucking.

Rating:  Not for me

Different Shaped Butt Plugs

Most butt plugs are tapered, and widen at the end.
This one, on the other hand, has a unique fit, which can make for some interesting lovemaking sessions.

While I wouldn't use this for masturbation, I would definitely recommend it for sex with a partner.

It massages the center, which allows for unaltered shallow, and deep penetration, but, with really nice "middle of the road" stimulation.

I like this one.  Fairly sexy, great for use with sex.

Streamlined, Realistic Cock Butt Plug

This is great.

Most butt plugs are tapered, and most dildos are too rigid for anal play.  This nicely sized 5" cock is streamlined and made for anal penetration.

My favorite part is when the head slides in, and the pop my ass makes as it closes over it.  Yum!

After that, I typically play with myself and go up and down for a lengthy period of time until I rest fully into a deep fuck.

Its great, its hot, and its great for when you don't want to use a traditional plug, or want to simulate a lover.

Vibrating Butt Plug

If you love vibrations in the ass, let me tell you, this is a winner.
I've tried a few bullets and tiny buds in the ass, and, while they've been okay on the outside, they've generally done little to nothing on the inside.

Not true with this plug.  This tapered wonder hits all the right places, all the right dirty tight places!

It is quite a bit less expensive than some of the other ones I've tried, and... much, much more... effective :)


Really Big Butt Plug

Ouchie, this sucker is a big boy.

I like getting stretched, and, a little pleasure mixed with pain, and, this boy tends to mix a little more pain with the pleasure.

If you are a hardcore submissive, this puppy is for you.  I like a good spanking as good as the next girl, but, for me, this one was little big ;-)

Best Butt Plug: Triple Ripple Butt Plug | Medium Black

This week is all about butt plug reviews.  The first review is on the triple ripple (ie it has three sensual bumps)

This review is by me, and, I gotta say, I loooove, love love LOVE this plug.

In fact, of all the plugs I've tried, big and small, its my total favorite.  I love the feeling of getting that big stretch right before it closes, and, this gives me three times the pleasure.

Also, for when there is a cock inside me, it provides an interesting three sectioned extra tightness and texture for my partner, which tends to drive him, and me, wild.

It gives me varying degrees of sensation, which is awesome.  It gives the cock room to move and, at the same time, it has to squeeze through sections as well.

Sometimes I only go up to the second bump, as, the third bump keeps me stretched, and, depending on the size of my partner, it can sometimes be a little uncomfortable.  What I really, REALLY like, is when my partner spanks me while I ride him, which vibrates and jostles the butt plug inside me.

I can actually come just from the spanking itself, which is... HOOOOT!

Total rating:  MUST GET (plus, its cheap!)

Butt Plug Reviews: "No ifs, ands or butt plugs"

(Yes, I realize that title is cheesy!)  Now then, butt plugs!

How big is too big?  Does it matter if you're a man or a woman?  What materials are best?  How much of a taper is good for a beginner?

Lots of questions, lots of answers!

The next week will be dedicated to butt plug reviews, done by me, a few of my friends, and even a boy!

How to get your girlfriend to give you anal

This book was pretty good...  I found most of it... filler and redundant, but, a co-worker of mine quite enjoyed it, and its results, so, "results and reviews may vary" for this one haha!

I found it fairly short, and filled with not-so-subtle advertisements for other books instead of providing a lot of useful information within.

My co-worker, on the other hand, reviews it as short and sweet, but filled with great information.

So... 2.5 stars?

Michael Jackson: Sexy, or Strange?

Michael Jackson has millions of fans, some of which, are heavily attracted to the king of pop.

This, of course, begs the question:  Which one?  

Mike has had many looks over the years.

So, what are your thoughts?  Which is the hottest, and which is the nottest?

Which Michael Jackson do you support?  ABC?  Bad?  Moonwalker?

I've borrowed some links from some of my amazon purchases (totally get his autobiography, btw, great read) to help you judge:



First Mike
There's something to be said for the classic!  I love the scene in Thriller where he eats the popcorn.  So hot!






Early Mike
The suave leisure suit, the bedroom eyes, the curly fro...








Bad Mike (my fav)  He's just so funky and cool!  Love the outfits, the look, everything!








Medium Mike.  Some facial changes, but still has the curly fro look going.  The style is now considerably more funky and fresh, and, he seems to have gotten thinner.







Mid to later mike.  The curly, but also straight hair, and higher cheekbones.










Post scandal mike.  The visage starts changing considerably here.







This is where Mike's face starts seriously changing.  The scandals seemed to suck the youth from his face.  While still unique looking, it seems more and more "airbrushed on" and less and less there.






Michael Jackson Autobiography, full blown look.  This could be described as his "last look".

Or, somewhere in between?







History Mike?

Seems a little girly for me...  (but then, I like girls too!)

Making Your Own Sex Tape: How to

Many of us want to capture a sexy moment or record a posterior for posterity.  Porn actresses make it look so easy, don't they?

I used to think it was impossible to make my own.  I would complain that their stomach is never rippled, their breasts are always firm, and the men always create that perfect angle where they look amazing.

I used to think that I had to choose between making a porn or a sex tape - I believed that a porn had to be sexy but uncomfortable, and that a sex tape would be hot and steamy while doing it, but then we'd look like a couple of walruses going at it when we viewed it later.

No matter how in-shape you are, there are a couple of really important tips to making a sexy porn, that I learned from a few excellent books.

Great tips from angles to scenes to very practical "how to hide"s and more.  

Now, there are some tips in there that might be for someone wanting to be a professional porn star, but, I'd rather a book went too far, than not far enough!

Great book!






And, oddly a book not about porn at all:
If you're serious about making your own couples video, and you want to make it sexy as hell... what you might want to consider, is doing it multiple times (grab the macca!) and recording it all from different angles, then, splicing it together seamlessly.

What you'll get might not be "honest" per se, but, it will be an excellent video that will be entertaining for years to come.

Also, let's face it, the longer the video is, the more impressive it'll be in a few years when you forget where all the edits were!

ps, if you don't know, macca is an organic powder that makes you horny and your dick marginally bigger - great for vids ;-)

Which Porn Stars Look Like Sarah Palin

Nearly identical:  Lisa Ann

(at some point, I'm going to get back to my porn reviews, I just got off on a tangent, here!)

Which Porn Stars Look Like Sarah Michelle Gellar

Without a doubt, Cynthia Fox.  If anything, Cynthia looks how we want Sarah Michelle to look when she's sucking our cock or taking it in the ass!

Unfortunately, she's got a rather limited collection of work (too pretty for porn?) 

Which Porn Stars Look Like Rihanna

Lavish Styles.  Again, a more obscure actress whose body of works is difficult to find!

Which Porn Stars Look Like Renee Zellwegger

Traci Lords, for sure.

Unfortunately, most of her videos are fairly low quality (being a bit older) but, the resemblance is uncanny!

Which Porn Stars Look Like Rachel Weisz

Belladonna, all the way.

While her videos are plentiful, I'm sorry, I couldn't find any links to her works on Amazon.  I'll try again later as their collection expands!

Which Porn Stars Look Like Mariah Carey

Another easy one:  Mary Carey.  Although she doesn't do too much porn, she more does softcore films such as Filthy Whore and Trasherella.

Still, her collective works are impressive.

I've copy and pasted a few amazon links of some of my favorites:

Sexy,
Funny
And hot as hell!

Which Porn Stars Look Like Tyra Banks

This one is pretty easy:  Tyra Banxxx.

I believe the porn actress actually got sued for using such a similar name and likeness to Tyra Banks, so, you might have a hard time finding her work on Amazon.

I have my people looking for one of her videos, so check back every now and then as I will post when we find it!

Which Porn Stars Look Like Letoya Luckett

Mischa Mckinnon, a lesser known porn actress, is Letoya's exact twin!

Her "beats" not might be quite as fresh, but her boobs certainly are!

I haven't seen too much of Mischa's films, so please post your reviews of any of your favorites!

Which Porn Stars Look Like Kim Kardashian

I got so many thank you letters for my "which porn star looks like Brittany spears" article, I figured I'd do a series!

Can't quite wait for Kim Kardashian to come out with another sex tape?  Check out Leah Jaye's collective works!

The star of "freshly fucked 4" will gladly fill all of your desires, and, with better lighting, editing, and sound, to boot!

(plus, she takes it in the ass ;-)

Bonus Info:  If Khloe Kardashian is more your style, then grab a quick vid of Oliva O'lovely!

Which Porn Stars Look Like Brittany Spears?

I know, this isn't exactly a porn review, but rather, a review of porn actresses.  But, a friend of mine keeps getting viruses on his computer from attempting to download a sex tape of Brittany spears which simply doesn't exist (or, at least, hasn't been actually found, yet)

So, what're we, the fans of her body, to do?  Simply wait for her to fuck on camera?  Become a groupie in the hopes of bedding this beauty ourselves?

There is another option, indeed.  And that is, to simply find porn actresses who look enough like the beauty so as to transpose our fantasy to film.

And the indisputable answer is these two:  Savannah Samson (right) and Teagan Presley (left)

Savannah's collection of works is numerous, though, some of her steamier scenes definitely involved Jenna Jameson.  

Savannah does girl on girl quite well, and, who among us hasn't fantasized a little about Brittany Spears in a lesbian porn? 

If the queen of pop getting fucked by a huge cock is more your thing, then, again,  Teagan Presley does not disappoint!

Just imagine Brittany spears sucking a huge cock all the way down to the root... yum!

There's another video with Teagan and Bree Olson (my personal favorite star, who, although she doesn't look like Brittany Spears, is really fucking hot!) where they both have sex with older men

Jesse Jane is another favorite... ah, but I think I'm getting distracted!

The Schoolgirl's Forced Education: Book Review


I know you aren't supposed to judge a book by its cover, but dang, ain't that sexy?

Julie Monroe had been raised for four years by her overly protective but caring stepmother Anne. Not long after Julie’s eighteenth birthday the two have a fight over her choice in boyfriends. The harsh words that are exchanged set both of them on a path of lewd sexual acts, forced submissions, and a deep discovery about their own inner natures.

Will they find their way to their way to a special new love or will they both give themselves over to the harsh lust of a cruel school coach and his young cohorts? 



(I totally love the cruel coach... so hot!)


This book contains aggressive extremely intimate encounters between a teenager and the adults and friends in her life including both group games, lesbianism, and forceful men with a taste for ladies they want to make a bit submissive.

Excerpt from Book:

Before she could react further, her shocked ears heard Julie sigh: "Kiss me, Curt. Ohhhh, kiss me like that again..."

Hungrily, the boy gathered the young teenager into his strong arms and embraced her. Julie had her back to Anne at that moment, her heaving breasts buried in her boyfriend's massive chest, their arms entwining. They kissed and nuzzled one another, squirming their eager young bodies together passionately, and Anne choked back a moan of shock, her eyes transfixed on the scene in front of her, her hands sweating uncontrollably.

She could see the sensuously quivering flesh of her Julie’s smooth, taut buttocks, her shapely thighs as she arched her loins into the boy named Curt's groin, her upper legs pressing and grinding against him seductively.

A low moan came from the girl, as Curt mashed his lips heavily down on her mouth, both of them oblivious to the fact that her stepmother was watching horrified just a few feet away, seeing the madly working cheeks of their faces as they sucked and rolled their tongues freely in one another's open mouths. Then Curt reached one hand down and softly grasped one of Julie's excitedly throbbing buttocks, cupping it lovingly, running his fingers tantalizingly over the barely covered flesh.

"No... No, don't do that, Curt," she heard Julie gasp.

"Why not, baby? You know you love it."

"I... I told you before, Curt, I'm not that kind of girl," she whimpered, shivering uncontrollably, gasping for breath.
"All girls are that kind of girl," he teased. The boy began to move his other free hand around to the front now, gently pushing up the hem of her sweater in an obvious attempt to cup one firm, throbbing young breast in a sensual, delight-producing squeeze. "All girls are," he whispered wetly into her mouth.

"Darling," the beautiful girl managed to hiss. "No, you promised not to do this..." 




HOT!

Yaoi Hentai with Tentacle Monsters

I know, you're thinking to yourself: "wait, I can have Yaoi AND Tentacle rape in the same DVD!?"

Yes, yes you can, in "Yaoi Hentai Volume 4"

In fact, you can have 4 volumes of sexy cartoon hunks going at it in all sorts of creative and sexy ways.

In my opinion, Volume 4 is the sexiest of the yaoi anthology.  

Stories include a nobleman succumbing to pleasure in the desert and a space general losing control of a prisoner for even more pleasure. 

One of my more favorite storylines involved a young sorcerer in training who wants to be initiated by the darkest sorcerer in the world...  But, I think we all have a special place in our heart for the tentacle monster (in this case, named Trach) whose fellow sex monsters are being rounded up to be used in vile sexual acts... Where does he sign up!?

Yaoi is always done with such style that, if you haven't seen it, you simply must.  If you have... this is one for the library for sure!

rating:  MUST GET!

Dildo Review: Daddy from the 'Nati


How can you not love the name "pure romance" followed by "Daddy from Nati" as a dildo name?

This vibe is your typical clit/G vibrator, and really, only deserves mention for its creative name.

These rotating, vibrating super-vibes are really popular with some of my girlfriends.  They often find them squirty awesome.  Myself, I've always been a little "meh" towards these... they look too much like action figures or space ships that would be on some nerd's wall; encased in a vinyl sleeve for protection.

But, you can't argue with the results.  Quick and powerful orgasms every time.

Threesomes: MMW

Sexy, hot, but a little short (sounds like my prom date).  This erotica is interesting... Its hard to give a full review of, for some reason.

I wouldn't necessarily turn someone away from this book, because, well, it still made me cum... but, I don't know... there's just something... generic(?) about it.

Anyway, its fairly inexpensive, so, check it out and give me your review!

Dildo Review: Acuvibe Cordless Vibrator Hand Held Vibe Massage Magic Wand Massager

This was pushed upon me in the weirdest, strangest way, by quite possibly the oddest sex shop employee ever.

I don't usually buy sex toys from a shop (its almost always cheaper online) but, I was in a open relationship with a few girls and we all wanted to stock up for a particularly wild night we had planned.

And so, we were... assaulted by a sex shop owner who all but forced this device upon us.

First, he mentioned a lot of hockey scores which we didn't care about, and then, when we were mentioning how much we enjoyed the we-vibe, he assaulted us with it being "all hype" and that this was where the real pleasure ride lay.

As he was a man, and clearly insane, we didn't take him at his word, and instead, decided to just grab some lube and make due with our existing toy chests.

However, in the back of my mind, I would, from time to time, check prices for that toy on Amazon...  

Eventually, when they went under $40 (as they were $65 in the sex shop) I snapped one up.  

And, who'd a thunk it?  Crazy sex shop man was right.  It was great.

Was it a we-vibe?  No.  That still gets my top vote.  But, at a quarter of the price... it did intrigue me.

I must say, I was impressed.  The power of this lil' puppy was considerable; its top speed being more than I could handle (which is saying something)

All 'n all, if you've had a string of bad luck with weak-ass vibes, this vibe's for you!

Dildo Review: Deluxe Blue Vibrating Glass G-Spot Dildo Adult Sex Toy Kit

Its rare that you can get a vibrator or dildo with two different ends, with two actual different results.

This thing is pretty cool, all 'n all.  I found it combined very, very nicely with anal beads as, they vibrated inside me and...

wow.

(there is no way of proving that I took a break during writing this article at the thought)

Moving right along:  Like all great toys, it does tend to go through the batteries in a hurry, but, so freakin' what!

Great toy, good fun, and, it comes with some nice other options for a great buy!

Anal Sex Stories

It is rather hard to write a bad anal sex erotica...  I find it very sexy, very sensual, and altogether one of the more erotic things to read about, especially from the female's perspective.

Having said that, this book doesn't fly high in my standards (then again, I've read a fair number).

When you look at classics like Rape Me which literally make me squirt every time I read them, I suppose I've become something of a specialist in this area.

Still, for a few bucks, its worth a gander.

Danielle and Uncle Armand

This book contains 176 large pages with two separate novels probably written by different authors.  The spelling isn't great, and, in all honesty, it's fairly tame, considering the title.

The first book, Uncle Armand, is 74 pages long and tells the story of a 17 year old Tony living in his brother Harry's house with his newly married young bride Jackie. Almost before the honeymoon bedsheets cooled, Jackie was in Tony's room to help him with his studies. Forget math and literature Jackie made sure that Tony mastered 'anatomy'. 

Young Tony was disgusted with Jackie and tried hard to avoid contact but as in real life for men hormones certainly are more powerful than brains. For Jackie the thought of a sexual romps with close family didn't seem to bother her since she was indoctrinated by her uncle Armand at a very young age. 

The second book, Danielle is 102 pages and is also a coming of age tale with our 16 old heroine loosing her virginity to her childhood boyfriend. Danielle was raised on a farm in a very very strict family and was prudish enough to go running to her father confessor for even the most trivial of imagined misdeeds. 

Needless to say the day after her deflowering, which appears to have been, to her, a somewhat bittersweet experience, Danieele takes off to the big city to live and work with her aunt in a small flower shop. She realizes that there must be more to sex than what she experienced in the farm and decides to go on the hunt for a man to help her understand. 

Understand she did and the book follows the life of Danielle as she explores her sexuality with many partners of all ages.... 

This is a pretty gentle erotica novel and because of the lack of total funkiness the reader will soon get the feeling that we are listening to the author describe her life ..... 

All and all, enjoyable and sexy read.

The Reluctant Sister

Yes, I'd say I'm on something of an incest erotica kick as of late.  What can I say, they're just so deliciously taboo.

This one is about, as you might have guessed, a reluctant sister.

I love stuff like this.  Where the girl is abused by the brother and gradually learns to love it.

This book is great, page by page sexuality!

Dirty Monopoly



Looking for a dirty party game?  These are two of my favorites:  XXXopoly and Sexopoly.


As you might have inferred from their respective titles, they are loosely based off of Monopoly, but have a sexual slant to them.

Which leads me to an interesting side-question for you...  What is YOUR Boardwalk?

(for me, it involves another female, my boyfriend, some toys, an outfit or two and a lot of lube ;-)



These games are funny, fun, great for bachelor parties or bachellorette parties, plus, they make a great joke gift for newlyweds or heck, even a bahrmitzfah.


I actually just purchased them both on a whim, and played them with a few of my girlfriends, and we were all laughing like schoolgirls haha!

Now that I think of it, it'd be a fairly open minded sweet 16 birthday present as well...

How to orgasm during pregnancy

Have questions about sex during pregnancy?  Can an orgasm cause a miscarrage?  Will your penis bonk your child in the brain if you're well hung?

All these questions and more are answered in this great, easy to read book.

Orgasms during pregnancy are perfectly safe. In fact, if you have a healthy pregnancy, they are good for you and baby. Some couples find their sex life is better during pregnancy...

Written by experts in the field, Quick Easy Guides share little-known trade secrets and helpful hints to get you moving in the right direction.
I liked this book, but, I haven't been pregnant, so, I pushed my reviewing duties over to a friend of mine with a bun in the oven.


She admitted to having many similar questions that the book answered, and, found it greatly increased her joy of sex during this very physically strange time in her life.


So:  Recommend!

Malibu Stacy: Erotica Review



Yes, you read that right.  Lisa from The Simpsons doll has an erotic book written about her.

Well, at least the author is likely hoping we'll think that.

Filled with all sorts of references worthy of some raunchy sex animation, such as one of the characters living in "Phuket", the book is amusing in parts, and sexy in others.

Malibu Stacy's insatiable libido takes her on something akin to a magic carpet ride.

There's even a dog.

Young People Fucking


Sexy, and, if you can relate to some of the stories, surprisingly funny, young people fucking is an enjoyable watch.

It isn't the name of a porn, although there are similar titles such as "young, dumb and full of cum" (which is also a very humorous t-shirt)

But, I digress.

I would say that the movie wasn't as funny as I'd hoped, and, I admit, I found it looking for something else entirely, but stayed watching it for the relatable characters.

I now also own a humorous t-shirt.

Rough Sex Baby Likes it Rough: Erotica Review

This is a nice, sensual story about a girl named Angel.  She's a private school school-girl, (yay!) and, she's fairly spoiled in the early stages of her life.

Thankfully, the intro (not well written) is short-lived, and the erotica (well written) is available nearly right away.

She meets a fellow at a bar, who introduces her to the joys of rough sex... although there isn't... initial joy.  (evil laugh)

Angel did the first thing that she could think of which was to scratch him across the face with her newly manicured nails. She left a four finger trail of blood across his left cheek. 

This does not dissuade her lover, however, and that's really when things get quite interesting in the book.

She was hoping that it would send him cowering towards the door. Instead it enraged him even more and her shoved her head back against the wall forcing his tongue between her lips. At first she was revolted by this, and her head was throbbing as he kissed her.

But then it changed...what started out as a game to tease some poor bastard that instead of backing off was rough with her turned out to be an encounter that ended up with her wanting to lose this virginity to this incredibly rough, rude man.


(and it goes on from there!)

Spanking Erotica

There is some really great spanking erotica out there, and, in my opinion, these are the top three.
  
I liked their first book, and their third book muchly, however, for me, the second book is the winner.  It has erotic spanking, bdsm spanking, punishment spanking, discipline spanking, kinky spanking, corporal punishment, ... hairbrush, paddle, strap, switch, and more. 

Fact is often more sexy than fiction. I liked this collection for several reasons. One is because these are real life spankings. Another is the wide variety of stories. "Spanking" in the title refers to all kinds, not just the classic "over the knee." 

The stories include spankings (and canings and birchings, and hairbrushings, etc.) with every kind of instrument, as well as the hand. Another reason I give the book high marks is that there are also many themes and sub-themes: sexuality and eroticism, punishment, buttock and anal eroticism, dominance and submission, humiliation, age play, judicial punishment, domestic discipline, medical play, etc.

I also like that most of the letters describe emotions and thoughts before, during and after the punishment, not just physical stuff. 

It's incredibly sexy to get inside the head of the people in the accounts, especially inside the spankee. 

In addition to being an author herself, Rachel Kramer Bussel has been making a living editing a number of anthologies of erotic stories in the last few years. With subjects ranging from dominance and submission, to voyeurism, to even the delights (to those who are enthusiasts) of PVC. 

In Bottoms Up, Bussel returns for the fourth time to spanking.

This anthology is one of the stronger anthologies in that genre, as well as being one of the stronger anthologies Bussel has edited. She has a good hand as an editor, and by now knows how to balance authors, themes, and story lengths.

I especially appreciated the diversity of authors in this anthology. The writing of erotic stories for publications in these anthologies is something that women seem to have colonized as their own. Openly male authors (I have no doubts that some men write under female pen names) are uncommon, but this anthology sports a significant minority of male writers.

So while you will find stories by stalwarts such as Alison Tyler and Sommer Marsden (two of the best stories in the anthology, in this reviewers opinion), you will also find stories here by Simon Sheppard, Craig J Sorensen and other male writers as well.

The subthemes in spanked run the gamut. We get stories from both sides of the hand or paddle, and stories range from the mostly cerebral to the delightfully and painfully *sharp*. The stories never felt repetitious.

About the only thing I can say about the book is that at 20 stories and 172 pages, its just a tiny bit short, for the price you pay.

If you are a fan of erotic stories, and the theme of spanking is at all interesting to you, I think you will enjoy Bottoms up. 



You'll want to crawl under the covers with your favorite, eh-hem, accessory, after reading the salacious tales in Rachel Kramer Bussel's anthology "Naughty Spanking". 


From Jonathan Ames's hysterical encounter with a matronly professional spanker who offers "reduced rates" due to the recession (as well as some "extras" if you inquire nicely) to the naughty housewife, Amanda, who purchases too much lingerie and waits eagerly for her cop husband to discipline in Kate Dominic's "Cops" to Michelle Zipp's sexy spanking pony show and naturally, the editor's saucy encounter with a couple that is certainly willing, ready and wanting....for her wooden paddle, all the stories in this rock-star anthology of erotic spanking stories will encourage you to get out that wooden paddle, spoon or that old fashioned hand and give the naughty pleasure a fine shot. 


In Violet Blue's sharp introduction, she notes: "not everyone can give a good erotic spanking..spanking is so much more than, 'strike ass, repeat.' There's so much more to it - so much to love!" and these essays are just that - witty, engaging and sexually titillating!


I read plenty of erotica, but this collection really takes the cake. I wound up speeding through one hot story after another, blown away by all the breathtaking, blistering scenes. 


My favorites were "Yenta of Spanking" by Darklady and "Cops" by Kate Dominic, though there were plenty of others that I started reading and then had to stop to, um, take care of business. Some of the scenarios in this book are ones that will stay in my mind for a long time, and that I will reread late at night when I need that certain something to get me going.

Butterfly Vibrators - Vibrator Review

This was going to be a review for the ladies, and, don't worry, it still will be, but, fellas, I gotta say, the majority of you seem to love this thing as much as us!

Now granted, you boys might not like the actual vibrator itself, sexually - but man, do you love things with remotes!

When I asked for feedback on this remote controlled vibrator, I was expecting multiple FEMALE reviews, but, instead, I got a whole bunch of boys telling me how cool it was to have a "volume" for their girlfriend's orgasm.

So:  Females say that its pretty hot, to have your boyfriend across the room with a button to pleasure you.  Most recommended some form of bondage (say, some silk scarves to tie you up) to heighten the drama.

The actual vibrator, or butterfly-ness of the vibrator is pretty cool.  The fact that it is hands free makes it neat for solo-play as well as partner interactive.  All 'n all: Recommend!

Sunshine Highway: Porn Review

Okay, for starters, I must preface this with the fact that I am with Bree Olson the same way I am with vampire movies: Extremely tolerant.

What can I say?  I totally have a soft spot for this dirty talking daddy's girl.  She's hot (she's also a vegan... insert your own meat in her mouth joke here) but, most importantly, her orgasms come across as real.  (heck, she fools me, anyway)

So, with that in mind, let's analize this...er, analyze this particular works of hers.

No anal at all?  Really?  Oh Bree... I'm disappointed in you.

Copious masturbation scenes (meh, although Bree's dirty talk makes it better in one scene) and a very sexy, but also very short girl on girl scene as well.

While delightful as always, Sunshine Highway is not her best work.

Lick it Warm, Blow it Cold!

Every now and then, a product comes along that immediately gets 4 stars.


Its magic, like a thermos ;-)

If you lick it, it heats up, but if you blow on it, it gets cool.  Just imagine the possibilities hm?

What?  No imagination?  (giggle) alrighty then.

Well, with my female partners, I've used it on breasts, feet, the back of a knee, bum holes, necks, small of the back, even fingers!  Its a very versatile cream, which leads to all sorts of intimate encounters.

With my male partners, I've found it a little more limited, they didn't seem to enjoy it too much on their balls, and, I didn't seem to get too much of a reaction from chest etc - but, it still is really awesome on the cock.

(I know, obvious, right?) but yeah, an extra droolie blowjob is amazing with this stuff.

I found I got a little too much of a reaction, clitorally, so I wouldn't recommend it for that.  But, I totally, totally love this product for virtually everything else!

Must get!

Training Yourself to Deep Throat

I must say, I was one of the lucky few who was born without too much of a gag reflex.  However, I know plenty of female friends who were not so lucky.

If you are one of those, or, even if you aren't, but just want to improve, you may be interested in checking out "Comfortably Numb" - its a throat spray specifically designed to help the deep throat process.

[NOTE: AMAZON SELLS THIS PRODUCT OUT CONSTANTLY, SORRY IF THE LINK DOES NOT WORK!]

Uniquely, many of the reviews its gotten state that the girls have since taught themselves how to deep throat without it, using it as a "training spray"

Between friends, I would say that, eventually, oral skills come up in some of the more intimate conversations, and, at some point, most of my friends have asked me at one time or another to teach them how to get an entire cock down my throat.  

I've been lucky in regards to partners as well - many of them have had huge cocks.  And, even though I had a naturally suppressed gag reflex, I still had to work up to the big boys.

So, practice certainly can make perfect, but, where to start one's practice?

Well, the above-mentioned throat spray is an excellent place to start, but, amazon never seems to keep enough in stock, so, another option are flavored lubes which help increase the saliva production.

More saliva = easier ride!


I would not necessarily recommend flavored condoms... they never truly taste as advertised, but, flavored lubes are yummy.

If you're a safety first kinda person, though, these flavored condoms are DEFINITELY better than normal brands for this sort of thing!!

Even coating your partner in honey is a fun trick as well!