Weight Loss Project Follow Up

Ok, so, some of you are waiting to see the follow up on our little weight loss experiment we started on July 5th with Ashley.  We monitored her results for about a month, and were impressed that she lost about 27 pounds in a month.  BUT, we were skeptical if it would STAY off, like these people claim.

Verdict:  WEIGHT DIDN'T STAY OFF... IT KEPT GOING OFF!

Ashley's ideal weight is about 140, and, she is happy to announce that with this diet she has now reached her goal!  As she was close to 200 before, this is a huge accomplishment for her!  (sound of audience clapping)

So, the weight has officially stayed off for several months (and, in fact, kept going off!!)

We shall, as we said, check in again with her in 6 more months, but, so far, I give this product quite a hefty review!

Healthy Natural Skin, Fighting Acne without chemicals

Well, you guys loved the weight loss product when we paid for you to try it and send in your results... so we thought we'd do it again with some Acne fighting products.

So, same deal as before you guys, we'll pay for you to try the product, you send in your results.  If they're positive, we'll promote the product on the blog!

Weight Loss Product Review

Well, the results from our little test are in!  Thanks so much to our readers who participated in the experiment and tried out the weight loss product!

Review:  IT WORKS!

"Like Amber, I was a little skeptical that it would just be another one of those diets where you starve yourself or eat nothing but chicken-feed for a month, but, I was not only pleasantly surprised with the diet itself, but also with the results!  I'm looking forward to seeing this long-term, and I have high hopes based on the science they provide in the write ups!"

- Ashley 185 lbs down to 158 lbs in one month

Now, we'll still have to do a follow up in a few months, to see if the weight stays off (as 25lbs in 25 days is usually something that springs right back, but this website gives a money back guarantee that it won't, THUS the experiment!)

So, I'll write again in 3 months, again in 6, and again in a year to follow up and monitor the results.

But, for now:  We endorse and approve, as the weight did, in fact, get lost in a very short period of time!

(Free) Fast and Permanent Weight Loss???

Hey Loyal readers!  Want to lose weight?  (for free!?)  I'm buying!

Y'know how they say you can't lose a large amount of weight in a short period of time, and actually keep it off... because your body goes into starvation mode etc?

Well...  A friend of mine sent me this link, and they said that might just be BS!  These guys claim they can knock 25lbs off in 25 days... and keep it off.. .healthily!  BS?  Apparently not!  They have a money back guarantee on the results!

Here's the issue:

My friends and I are all in pretty good shape, so I don't have any "real testimonial examples" to share with the readers, so...  if you're interested in trying this product, let me know ASAP and I will pay for the first few people who try the product so I can get a real life testimonial before I promote the product on my blog.

Here is the link to the fat loss product.  Let me know if you want to try it!

Vanilla Erotica

Just straight, boy on girl sexual pornography, right to the point, hot and heavy, good old fashioned erotica.

For what it is, I'd give it 5 stars, (although I tend to be a bit more kinky so for me personally its about a 2)

Rape Erotica

This is, without a doubt, the most explosive orgasm I've ever had from a book.

No preview for you on this one, seriously, just friggen get it.  It has EVERYTHING you want!

To read a preview: Journal Entries - Rape Me

This writer... I honestly believe these are true stories.  They are so genuine, from her screwed up childhood getting banged by her parents (book 1 and 2) to accepting it, to whoring herself out to her principal and teachers... its just amazing to watch the little nymph develop into the sexual dynamo she has become.

This book involves her getting a grade changed by being raped by her teacher in a fantasy roleplay that is not to be ignored.  Fantastically written, sexually explicit and cum in your pants amazing.  5 stars!

Incest Erotica

"Dear Diary, I kind of like it now when my Daddy holds my ass open for my brother to fuck it.  I even like gagging on cock!  I don't know what's happening to me, but, just today, when my brother came in for his morning fuck, I was... well, wet "down there" already!"

To Read More, click here: Journal Entries - I surrender 

This book is amazing.  It started off in "Innocence lost" and just. keeps. getting. better.

Amber is now developing sexually and beginning to anticipate and even enjoy the incest that is going on in her life!

Of course, her brother takes it too far when he starts including his friends in the equation...

Principal Student Erotica

"Why did Mr. Nizbet always keep it so hot in his office?" I fanned my sweater up and down, and noticed his eyes flit down to my briefly exposed tummy...

To read more, click here: Journal Entries - Detention

This is the continuing tale of Amber XXX, a fantastic erotica writer from the developing female's perspective.  She's already been abused by her brother, her father, and now, her teachers as well.  There is nowhere for her to turn, and she's becoming more and more comfortable with the idea of using herself as a sexual object.

"Damn right you'll take it in the ass!" he moaned into my ear, his sweaty stomach sliding up and down on my ass cheeks.  For once, I was glad how hot it was in his office, as there wasn't any lube...

To read more, click here: Journal Entries - Detention

How to Enlarge your Boyfriend's Cock

Did you know you can secretly do specific exercises on your man during sex that will feel great and gradually enlarge his penis!?

Many of you have heard me endorsing Jade Dragon, and, I still do.  Fantastic book centered around more than just getting a man's penis bigger (but, that tends to be what first attracts people to the book).  The issues with that book is that, while extremely effective (you all remember The Coach, yes?  Mr. Gigantic?) they are... well, exercises.  They take work, and the person doing them has to be self motivated.

This new website, however, has these amazing, sensual, fun things YOU can do FOR your man... that makes  your man... A MAN!

At first, I was a little skeptical, because I knew Jade Dragon's effectiveness... and also the level of difficulty and dedication those results required.

But, a friend I trust who was dating a man with a small penis (who knows how to use it, mind you... but, well, its better if you know how to use something worth using!) and she bought, and applied the product from that website and has given me... well, really impressive reviews.

So, I was curious, and I decided I would purchase it just to see.  

And, I must say, I was impressed.  Simple, easy to do, sensual, feels great (especially with... well, I won't spoil it ;) and... boingo!  Results!

I would say that Jade Dragon has more impressive results (inches upon inches) but, this website's product works quite quickly, and takes a lot less work, and a lot more fun... Plus, you can apply these techniques SECRETLY to your man, so as not to hurt his ego.

"mmm, is your penis getting bigger!?" is a great thing to hear from anyone's lips.  Especially if those lips are close to your cock!  ;-)

Daddy Daughter Erotica

"Pleasing my Daddy started out feeling really wrong, I would cry and resist.  But... now...  Now I actually look for ways to entice him, to turn him on...  I still pretend to resist him because I think that turns him on... but now?  Now when I accidentally get my white shirt wet while washing dishes, or bend over a little too far, or sit on his lap and squirm... now... it's all on purpose."

To Read More: Journal Entries - Yes Daddy

This is the third book in Amber XXX's series, and, it is getting gooooood!  4/5 stars, easy.

Brother Sister Erotica

"Dear Diary, today something horrible happened, I was in the shower with my Brother and..."

To read more, visit: Journal Entries - Innocence Lost

This book is incredible.  It is written from the innocent perspective of a pre-teen lolita named Amber.  She is still developing and is ravaged mercilessly by her brother, who is also learning about all things sexual at the same time.  She is his first, just as he is hers, in every way. 

From Oral, to her pussy to anal, he tries it all.

And, (spoiler alert) just when she summons up the courage to tell her Father... that's when she realizes just how fucked up her family is!

"nonsense son, your sister's just a tight fit.  Here, put some lube on your cock.  Amber, finger your ass, get it to loosen up a bit for your brother's cock."

"Yes Daddy," I whimpered, noticing the growing bulge in HIS pants... 

To read more, visit: Journal Entries - Innocence Lost

Highly recommend!

Top 3 Vibrators

We've been reviewing sex toys for quite some time now, and, we thought it would be a good idea to publish our official top 3.

NUMBER 3:  Acuvibe Cordless Vibrator

Tiny, small, cordless, and powerful.  This is the little cousin of the #2, and, it fits considerably easier into luggage, sock drawers, purses etc.

Looking kind of like a "little miss karaoke" microphone, it packs a surprising wallop of a vibe.

Of all the cordless, small vibrators, this is by far, the best.

NUMBER 2: Hitachi HV250R Magic Wand

Large, and in charge.  Its hard to debate that this is the most powerful vibrator we've played with, as the thing looks like some kind of mace or light saber.  BUT, as we mentioned in our initial review, it is not as loud as you'd think, and, it is one of the few vibrators which stimulates the entire vagina (lips and all) and, gives a very different, very powerful and sensual vibe.

I would say this is more for solo play than for with a partner, and, with some lotions or lubes, it is a must have.

NUMBER 1:  The Wevibe

This used to be a very, VERY big investment at about $100

They've since dropped their prices down to a manageable $75, and, it still goes on sale every now and then for about $60.

One of the only vibrators that can really be used with a partner, it makes the girl come hard, and the man able to give repeated orgasms to his partner.

Its hard to say enough good things about this vibrator.  GET GET GET!

Eye contact during oral sex

This is an interesting series.  I really love watching other females give oral sex... not just for tips on how to improve, but, I find it deliciously naughty and sexy.

Although I tend to lean more towards gagging and severe deep throating videos, I found this one really sexy.

Worth a look!

Sex Ed. With Stepdad

Written from the point of view of the step father, I tend to enjoy the female viewpoint more (as I am a girl) however, I enjoyed this one quite a bit.

I like the whole teacher/father relationship anyway, so this was extra naughty, combining both together.

Worth a look if you're into incest or young porn :)

Diary of a Nympho: Step Brother

I know I just wrote a review about Diary of a Nympho, but, that was before I'd read the collective works.

I am even more impressed with Kelly Haven, the author, as I peruse the darkest recesses of her mind in page after page of raunchy underage incest.

Top marks you dirty bitch!

Top marks!

The Very Naughty Schoolgirl: Book review

When on her eighteenth birthday Emily Pascal is given an after school detention for skipping her Spanish class, she doesn’t think that it can get any worse. 


It's also Friday and there's a big championship game being played at the school gym that night... 


Emily knows that her mother isn’t going to let her go to the game or even leave the house anytime soon after she finds out what she's done, so she settles on the fact that her birthday is as good as ruined! 


That is... until she walks through the door and realizes she’s the only one in detention with her young sexy Spanish teacher Carlos Santiago. 


Emily is one of Mr. Santiago’s honor students and he fears that if she isn’t taught a lesson about the error of her ways that she might self destruct. The sexual tension builds between them as Mr. Santiago sees Emily not only as an honor student, but as a sexy seductive young woman that makes his blood boil and Emily soon finds out that the lesson she learns from Mr. Santiago is one that she’ll never ever forget!


Fun book!  Not remarkably written, but still sexy.

Julie's Horny Stepdad

Awful.  Makes a great blackmail to slip into someone's luggage or desk, but, written horribly.  Not sexy, viewpoints kind of jump around, implausible, unbelievable, rubbish.

Not worth even flipping through.

Big Sis Erotica

Sexy.  We all fantasized about a friend's older sister at least once or twice... in this case, what if you ended up moving in with that girl as a foster sister?

At first, the viewpoint is from a fairly younger perspective, and the person dislikes his new "sister", but...  as hormones increase, so do perspectives get slanted.

Before long, they're fucking each other's brains out.

Good read!

New York Hooker Titty Fuck

The title of this book is probably my favorite part.

No really, that's the title.  "New York Hooker Titty Fuck"

The synopsis of the book reads:
A guy visits New York to find a hooker and get him some titties to fuck.


I kid you not.  Well, if you assumed he'd "gets himself some titties" and, at some point in the... "book", fucks them, by george, you'd be correct.

Needless to say, its a masterpiece of crapulence, and makes an excellent joke gift to an author, or other loquacious or highly educated person.

I sent one to my highschool English teacher with no return address.  I hope it mystifies her forever.

There isn't really an option for negative stars, but, if t'were possible: negative 2.

The Passionate Orphan

I must say, I hated the cover and put off purchasing this book.

However, I am glad I did.

The characters were well developed. The story line was good. It progressed at a good speed... 

But most importantly, the emotions of all 6 main characters came through. 

If you like stories where sex is the main theme, but you want an emotional connection to feel, then you'll enjoy this. 

What starts out as kidnapping and rape turns into consent and develops into compassion for the kipnappers. 

Overall, it is fairly short, but, I enjoyed what I read.  As far as I know, this is the author's only work.

Sex Secrets for Pregnant Moms

Your orgasmic pregnancy is a few steps away!  Many women have a hard time having orgasms during pregnancy, others, have many questions as to the health of their babies or even themselves during this time.

I was intrigued by the previous book, and, as I mentioned in my last article, I haven't been pregnant, so I farmed out my review to my friend who is.

She quite enjoyed the last book, and found it very helpful, and, this book was surprisingly no different.  Filled with a few overlapping questions/answers of course, it was still very helpful for her to have a contrasting viewpoint which was still very informative and, most importantly, helped improve her and her husband's sex life!

Recommend!

The Yellow Room: Erotica Review

By the title of the book, "The Yellow Room", I think I was expecting something else.

By the description,

“You have no right to whip me,” she said in a cold, tight little voice. She was trying hard to keep control of her speech. She tried not to screech or let her voice tremble, as that would tell him that he had the power to frighten her. “I will not be whipped by any man or anyone else. Undo my hands at once,” she said in what she thought was an authoritative voice. “Being kept all the evening in this room without any dinner is quite punishment enough. And what have I done that calls for punishment? Refusing to wear horrid dresses which only serve to make nakedness conspicuous? If I am to be treated in this way, I shall leave tomorrow. As for promising to take off my own drawers before my own uncle, you must be mad, Sir, to think of such a thing. I would rather die first.”

I was expecting, yet again, something else.

What I got wasn't either.

It wasn't that it was badly written... it was actually quite good.  It just... wasn't what I was expecting.

If you're expecting something to taste like steak and it tastes like pickles, it isn't that you dislike pickles, its just that you were really ready for steak.

Thankfully, I'd already purchased The Damned Daughter.  Which would be a medium rare steak ;-)

The Damned Daughter

Precocious, uninhibited, 15-year-old Linda Lane finds herself disinherited when her father dies... and she must submit to every degradation in her effort to obtain the legacy that is rightfully hers. A brutal, sensual tale of raw lust and perversion.

What can I say, I love stuff like this.  Erotica is meant to be taboo, it's meant to be risque and it's meant to be downright immoral and dirty.  If it wasn't, why wouldn't you just watch porn?

This sexy tale of underage incest is thoroughly entertaining, and delivers what it promises.

Big Cock Erotica

Fucking terrible.

Enough of a review for you?

Facials XXX

Is there anything more deliciously dirty and sexy than having a man shoot his load all over my face, or tits?  Oh, if I really thought about it, maaaybe... but it is DARN sexy indeed.

I quite dislike it though, when there is an extended "jerk session" before he finally comes.  I totally ruins the mood.

I like it when he pulls it directly out of my ass or pussy and it is already just about to explode.

I especially like it when they rub their cock on my cheek and that last little bit of friction is all it takes to make them cum.

Yum.

...what was I talking about?  Oh yeah.  The movie "Motherload Facials"

My review is...  Get it :-D

Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Book Review

Sexy, informative, creative, and fun!

If you are looking for the next step in erotic fun, looking to spice up your sex life, or are simply looking for some ideas, this book is really great.

Sure, there's going to be some ideas that might not shock you, such as the rusty trombone, (which, if you haven't tried with someone you're really close with, or, someone you just wanna be nasty with, totally do it - it isn't bad at all, and its really sexy)

For the price, it saves countless hours of reading horrible cosmos or other tripe, and, its explicit enough that it actually tells you how and when to do things, with very useful tips.

Great book!

My Stepdad's Favorite Toy

I love incest erotica, and this type of "sensationally based" live-in fuck toy is great stuff.

Jessica, who got married just a few years ago, is home to celebrate Christmas with her mother and her step father.

However, she discovers her step father is interested in her in a way he'd never been before... 

Before the end of Christmas she definitely becomes her step father's favorite toy in every single way possible!

I like the writing style, and the situations are creative and fun.  Worth a gander for sure