Okay, I think we've all seen the gratuitous amounts of junkmail targeted towards the enlargement of our collective, often misspelled junk 'n genitals. How to last longer, be an "iron man" go for hours, leap tall buildings in a single cock-vault (similar to a pole vault, but considerably more impressive, terrifying and painful)
Inside the cacophony of viruses, spams, burning, itching reactions, dialated pupels and indigestion, there actually are a few nuggets of goodness nestled throughout.
Seriously? You ask? I can have a sea slug between my legs?
Surprisingly, yes.
As one author, named Amber XXX of all things, (who, if you look at her other books, clearly has some daddy issues) puts it rather succinctly, and that is, "just like anorexia, there are times where "self improvement" can become a disease - know when enough is enough"
Well said, for a bimbo.
Actually, her book on the subject of penis enlargement is right to the point, provides clear, step by step instructions, and, most importantly, her stuff works.
In fact, in my opinion, she under promises, and over delivers. Something truly rare in the enlarge-your-penis crowd, to be sure.
She claims her book's information is taken from her high school gym teacher, of whom she had sex with, both, in high school, and, later on in life, and, from the title of her book Jade Dragon, I can surmise where her coach got the majority of his information.
(See the amazon link to your left for the "sexual taoist teachings
")
Inside the cacophony of viruses, spams, burning, itching reactions, dialated pupels and indigestion, there actually are a few nuggets of goodness nestled throughout.
Seriously? You ask? I can have a sea slug between my legs?
Surprisingly, yes.
As one author, named Amber XXX of all things, (who, if you look at her other books, clearly has some daddy issues) puts it rather succinctly, and that is, "just like anorexia, there are times where "self improvement" can become a disease - know when enough is enough"
Well said, for a bimbo.
Actually, her book on the subject of penis enlargement is right to the point, provides clear, step by step instructions, and, most importantly, her stuff works.
In fact, in my opinion, she under promises, and over delivers. Something truly rare in the enlarge-your-penis crowd, to be sure.
She claims her book's information is taken from her high school gym teacher, of whom she had sex with, both, in high school, and, later on in life, and, from the title of her book Jade Dragon, I can surmise where her coach got the majority of his information.
(See the amazon link to your left for the "sexual taoist teachings
")Oddly, I like her book better.
I must be getting soft. (and, if I wasn't a girl, I'd know just how to remedy that after reading these books! lol)
I must be getting soft. (and, if I wasn't a girl, I'd know just how to remedy that after reading these books! lol)
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