How do be underage and get a vibrator

I got this question the other day:  How do I get my hands on a vibrator if I'm underage?

Great question my budding lolitas!  You can't get into porn shops, you can't order most things online because you don't have a credit card, and, you wouldn't want THAT showing up on your Daddy's credit statement!

So how do we upgrade from the dryer and shower head?

Next birthday, what does precious want?

AMAZON GIFT CARDS.

Think about it for a second....  exactly.  There's no "statement", as long as you don't spend more than the gift cards, you won't need to bill anyone's credit card (remember to factor in shipping)

Amazon's shipping is discreet, but, to avoid any snooping, you might still want to be there when the package arrives.  

TIP:  Put "deliver between X and X time, please" in the shipping section, and the UPS or FEDEX driver will see this and make a note of it.  And possibly create an account for your pet or something, as "recent purchases" is a section on your Daddy's Amazon account.