Vibrating Wireless Waterproof Purple Galactic Finger G-Spot Vibrator: Vibrator Review

I'm going to say that again, as it sounds like a bad subtitle from a kung fu movie...


Like most over-named, over adjectived, "galactic" toys, this one falls short of the mark.

However, to stress just the sheer horror of this, let me tell you a few disturbing details! (yay!)

For starters, when this wonderful device arrived, it was slimy.  Awesome.

Next, it was actually supposed to come with some kind of "silk bag", which, it didn't.  And, it was painful to insert as it was to assemble (ie: Very)

Oh!  And, it was very underpowered.  So, for those of you who like a slimy, painful numb clit, this device gets five stars.  For the rest of us... not even as a joke gift!

ps, it kind of looks like a toilet.

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