Bree Olsen Sex Doll

Okay, let me first state that we're both big fans of Bree Olsen.  She's cute, she talks dirty, and she's talented at what she does.

And, if you're into sex dolls, then maybe your review might be a little different.

Keeping that in mind...  the Bree Olsen Sex Doll is a little terrifying for us.


Maybe we're just not "into that", but, for us, it wasn't so much as erotic, as it was disturbing.

She just doesn't look... is "human" the right word, here?

Regardless, there are some mechanical parts to review, so:  On with the review!

(drumroll please)

And the review iiiis:  "Meh"

I'm guessing that the majority of the cost goes into the construction of the unit, and, they do their best to cut costs where they can.

But, its kind of strange to have a woman's genitals not attached to her body... wiggling around.

Also, the mouth opening... as terrifying as it is... does not expand to fit the girth of a man fairly well endowed.  I would have preferred a much, much smaller and much less terrifying opening which could be stretched open when necessary, and, genitals that stayed on.

Also, her mouth was fairly abrasive, even with lube.

And, call me old fashioned, but, if they were going to go to so much work to make it look like a humanoid, I think I would have put more attention into the feel of it.  It should be more fleshy, especially the breasts.  



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