Dildo Review: Acuvibe Cordless Vibrator Hand Held Vibe Massage Magic Wand Massager

This was pushed upon me in the weirdest, strangest way, by quite possibly the oddest sex shop employee ever.

I don't usually buy sex toys from a shop (its almost always cheaper online) but, I was in a open relationship with a few girls and we all wanted to stock up for a particularly wild night we had planned.

And so, we were... assaulted by a sex shop owner who all but forced this device upon us.

First, he mentioned a lot of hockey scores which we didn't care about, and then, when we were mentioning how much we enjoyed the we-vibe, he assaulted us with it being "all hype" and that this was where the real pleasure ride lay.

As he was a man, and clearly insane, we didn't take him at his word, and instead, decided to just grab some lube and make due with our existing toy chests.

However, in the back of my mind, I would, from time to time, check prices for that toy on Amazon...  

Eventually, when they went under $40 (as they were $65 in the sex shop) I snapped one up.  

And, who'd a thunk it?  Crazy sex shop man was right.  It was great.

Was it a we-vibe?  No.  That still gets my top vote.  But, at a quarter of the price... it did intrigue me.

I must say, I was impressed.  The power of this lil' puppy was considerable; its top speed being more than I could handle (which is saying something)

All 'n all, if you've had a string of bad luck with weak-ass vibes, this vibe's for you!