Ass to Ass Double Dildos: The ins and outs

I assume that Brandi Hicks isn't the only person on the internet who is interested in double dildos (ass to ass or otherwise), but, I must admit, I hadn't tried it myself until after I heard about this particular "internet fail"

Let me tell you, many of my lesbian partners thoroughly thank Brandi for her contribution.  (I haven't, as of yet, tried this with any of my more open minded male partners)

There are, however, several pitfalls I should warn you about.

1) Don't get a cheap one.  Seriously.  Nobody wants that painful-as-it-is-awkward trip to the emergency room.

2) If you are looking for anal specific, the orgasms tend to be incredibly intense as well as emotionally charged - as a result, I highly recommend that the dildo be smooth vs veined.

I mention this as partners of mine tend to thrash about, especially during anal orgasm, and, sometimes the veins can be abrasive enough that they can take away from my own pleasure.

However, if you are going to be sticking strictly to vaginal, or, your partner doesn't mind finishing you with their tongue (and/or the dildo) then the veined ones are, in my opinion, sexier looking.  (they come in black, and Caucasian)

3) Longer is not always better.  Yes, some girls are greedy little anal whores and hog the whole thing, but, I love the extra "added incentive" of getting our naughty bits to touch.

The best is when I close my eyes, or blindfold my partner, so that neither of us knows how deep we'll need to go...  Slowly sliding deeper and deeper, until first our cheeks touch, and then...

...ahem, well, anyway, as I was saying, longer is not always better.  12" seems to be about right.

So, make sure your double dildo is smooth, to allow for violently screaming, thrashing orgasms, and short enough to allow for erotic goal setting ;-)

Bonus, it makes an excellent ass spanker too, for role playing.

(If you put it in the freezer, it'd probably make a fairly decent murder weapon as well.)

With an endorsement like that, who could possibly resist such a treat?

BONUS REVIEW:
If you're looking for a... instructional guide on double dildo use, this vid has some sexy scenes ;-)

Which Porn Stars Look Like Rihanna

Lavish Styles.  Again, a more obscure actress whose body of works is difficult to find!

Astroglide Personal Lubricant: Lube Review

At some point, we all discover that "any lube will do" is simply not the case.  Astroglide Personal Lubricant is one of those discoveries which states the case.

Let's get right into it.  It foams.

It foams, you ask?

Yes.  It foams.  It foams and froths like an angry pit bull with rabies.  Oh, and, afterwards, my pussy swelled up like a highschooler experiencing his first grind.

Enough obscure analogies then?  Great.

Do not want!

How do be underage and get a vibrator

I got this question the other day:  How do I get my hands on a vibrator if I'm underage?

Great question my budding lolitas!  You can't get into porn shops, you can't order most things online because you don't have a credit card, and, you wouldn't want THAT showing up on your Daddy's credit statement!

So how do we upgrade from the dryer and shower head?

Next birthday, what does precious want?

AMAZON GIFT CARDS.

Think about it for a second....  exactly.  There's no "statement", as long as you don't spend more than the gift cards, you won't need to bill anyone's credit card (remember to factor in shipping)

Amazon's shipping is discreet, but, to avoid any snooping, you might still want to be there when the package arrives.  

TIP:  Put "deliver between X and X time, please" in the shipping section, and the UPS or FEDEX driver will see this and make a note of it.  And possibly create an account for your pet or something, as "recent purchases" is a section on your Daddy's Amazon account.

Tickle Her Pink: Clitoral Stimulating Gel

I have a very succinct and eloquent review for this product.

"Great, but probably not what you're expecting"

A lot of sad, under-appreciated, housewives are expecting a miracle from these types of gel, where, regardless of not being aroused whatsoever, they want to have an orgasm.  It just doesn't work that way.

However, if you are already kiiiinda in the mood... it'll really help amp things up a notch.

Myself, I even use this during masturbation at times.

If you have a partner who is relatively new to pleasuring your clit, there is a decent chance it'll go numb from too light of a stimulation.

While a bottle of tickle her pink wearing a cape might seem silly to YOU, it is exactly what goes through MY head when this happens.  Tickle her pink to the rescue!  

Now, make me cum already!  Get in there!

Additional Penis Enlargement Tools

We have already had quite a few thank yous and messages sent out due to the penis enlargement book we recommended in the last post (normally, I'd say that was weird to get such quick feedback, but, I guess with ebooks people act a little more quickly!) -- thanks for the thanks, and be sure to send us some of your feedback on the books themselves as well.  I hope they help you as much as they helped some of our own "test group" :-D

A lot of people also commented on alternative methods not discussed in the books, such as "Penis Extenders" (in particular, the MaXtender)

One of our test groups (and by that, I mean one of the hotties I sleep with) had mentioned at some point that his fantastic cock had been a lot of hard work to attain, so, we asked him what his process had been.

A special thanks to him for this post, as, he was very candid (I rewarded him with my continual goal of attempting to get his whole cock down my throat...  I'll get there some day!)  He too, had read a similar book to the one we recommended last post, and applied it.  He'd gotten the results they promised, but, he'd started quite below average, and felt that even with the huge amount of growth he'd experienced, he still would like a bit more. 

The magic, as they say, is in the mix, as, with the application of the book, and the utilization of technology (in this case, the a Male Enhancement Penis Enlargement Extender) he achieved some really impressive results.

A caution:  Like any exercise machine you buy on the internet, it'll only work IF YOU USE IT.  I think the reason the book is so popular is because all if ITS exercises are really fun.  Whereas, although I'm a female and can't claim to know, I would say this one looks a little terrifying to use.

Having said that, if you have a goal, and not achieving that goal is affecting your life... then friggin' do it!

I spit on your grave: Movie Review

"I spit on your grave" is actually a remake of an older film.  The basic premise is that a woman gets raped by a town of rednecks, and then picks them off one by one in a rather grotesque splatterfest of gory revenge.

If you're a fan of the original, then I honestly can't tell if you'll like this movie. I HATED the original. I felt it had a very good premise that was poorly executed and in the end just came across as offensive (by the way, I'm female). I thought the concept was good but the manner in which the protagonist went about her revenge was stupid! If a woman has been raped, the very last thing she'd ever be comfortable doing is stripping off in front of the very men who raped her, no matter what her end objective may be! At this point the original made me angry. There's only so much believability I'm willing to sacrifice when I watch a movie - and I'd had enough.

So when I heard this movie was being remade, I was actually quite intrigued. Again, I believed the premise was a good one and I was hoping a new writer and director could do it justice.

They sure did, and some!

The rape scene is brutal and it is hard to watch. However, at the same time, it's not as bad as some make it out to be. I felt it was a perfect balance. It showed enough, without going too far that I felt too uncomfortable to watch any more. There's enough there to shock you and have you empathize with Jennifer when she starts her revenge. It is definitely not as bad as 'Irreversible', a movie I, and many others in the same movie theater, ended up walking out of. When I saw this movie, no one walked out!

I also felt that this movie was never titillating. Nudity is actually kept to a minimum and the only time we see Jennifer completely naked is following her rape where she is in an almost catatonic state, just trying to get away. You'd have to be the sickest of the sick to see anything but the character's fear, humiliation and determination in this scene.

I found the portrayal of the characters to be much more believable this time and the mentally challenged character, Matthew was a million times better than the original. They ditched the dorky glasses (no missing lenses in this film at least) and decided to get someone who could actually act instead!

Matthew is played with such childish vulnerability that you find yourself conflicted. He does rape Jennifer, but it was peer pressure and afterwards he feels so guilty that he's effectively torturing himself without Jennifer's help...but, he STILL raped her! It's a tough one!

A great addition to this film is the sheriff. At risk of spoiling the movie, I'll leave it at that but his involvement in this new version was a fantastic move.

When Jennifer's revenge comes into play, you could find yourself often wondering if she's going too far. I never found myself empathizing with the rapists (other than Matthew, to a degree) but I often just wanted her to get it over with already. That enough was enough. It was nice to see such extremes on both sides, to see what people are really capable of. What do the rapists REALLY deserve? How far would YOU go? No one could possibly know unless directly in Jennifer's shoes, so even if you find yourself questioning the extreme nature of her actions, you'll find yourself equally stepping back and thinking - well this is her party, who am I to question how extreme she should be?

The best feature of this movie, though, is that it's a smart movie! There's some nice symbolism in there and it's quite clever the way it plays out. What makes it even better, though, is that you don't have to get any of this to 'get' the movie. It was like an added bonus! In the same way adults watch 'The Simpsons' and get the adult humor, the children who don't get those jokes don't dislike the show any less - they just don't get the whole picture. I don't want to spoil the movie so I won't go into details but the final death was sheer genius. The reversal of roles determining who's the one pulling the strings now! Loved it!

When you hear the work that went into this independent movie and the amount of pride the people involved have in the outcome, it's only fair that you at least give it a chance. I think a lot of people would be pleasantly surprised.

Unfortunately it had a limited release, it didn't even show in the movie theaters where I live (I was lucky enough to visit LA during its run there) but I'm looking forward to the DVD release so my friends can finally see it!