Sex Ed. With Stepdad

Written from the point of view of the step father, I tend to enjoy the female viewpoint more (as I am a girl) however, I enjoyed this one quite a bit.

I like the whole teacher/father relationship anyway, so this was extra naughty, combining both together.

Worth a look if you're into incest or young porn :)

Diary of a Nympho: Step Brother

I know I just wrote a review about Diary of a Nympho, but, that was before I'd read the collective works.

I am even more impressed with Kelly Haven, the author, as I peruse the darkest recesses of her mind in page after page of raunchy underage incest.

Top marks you dirty bitch!

Top marks!

The Very Naughty Schoolgirl: Book review

When on her eighteenth birthday Emily Pascal is given an after school detention for skipping her Spanish class, she doesn’t think that it can get any worse. 


It's also Friday and there's a big championship game being played at the school gym that night... 


Emily knows that her mother isn’t going to let her go to the game or even leave the house anytime soon after she finds out what she's done, so she settles on the fact that her birthday is as good as ruined! 


That is... until she walks through the door and realizes she’s the only one in detention with her young sexy Spanish teacher Carlos Santiago. 


Emily is one of Mr. Santiago’s honor students and he fears that if she isn’t taught a lesson about the error of her ways that she might self destruct. The sexual tension builds between them as Mr. Santiago sees Emily not only as an honor student, but as a sexy seductive young woman that makes his blood boil and Emily soon finds out that the lesson she learns from Mr. Santiago is one that she’ll never ever forget!


Fun book!  Not remarkably written, but still sexy.

Julie's Horny Stepdad

Awful.  Makes a great blackmail to slip into someone's luggage or desk, but, written horribly.  Not sexy, viewpoints kind of jump around, implausible, unbelievable, rubbish.

Not worth even flipping through.

Big Sis Erotica

Sexy.  We all fantasized about a friend's older sister at least once or twice... in this case, what if you ended up moving in with that girl as a foster sister?

At first, the viewpoint is from a fairly younger perspective, and the person dislikes his new "sister", but...  as hormones increase, so do perspectives get slanted.

Before long, they're fucking each other's brains out.

Good read!

New York Hooker Titty Fuck

The title of this book is probably my favorite part.

No really, that's the title.  "New York Hooker Titty Fuck"

The synopsis of the book reads:
A guy visits New York to find a hooker and get him some titties to fuck.


I kid you not.  Well, if you assumed he'd "gets himself some titties" and, at some point in the... "book", fucks them, by george, you'd be correct.

Needless to say, its a masterpiece of crapulence, and makes an excellent joke gift to an author, or other loquacious or highly educated person.

I sent one to my highschool English teacher with no return address.  I hope it mystifies her forever.

There isn't really an option for negative stars, but, if t'were possible: negative 2.

The Passionate Orphan

I must say, I hated the cover and put off purchasing this book.

However, I am glad I did.

The characters were well developed. The story line was good. It progressed at a good speed... 

But most importantly, the emotions of all 6 main characters came through. 

If you like stories where sex is the main theme, but you want an emotional connection to feel, then you'll enjoy this. 

What starts out as kidnapping and rape turns into consent and develops into compassion for the kipnappers. 

Overall, it is fairly short, but, I enjoyed what I read.  As far as I know, this is the author's only work.

Sex Secrets for Pregnant Moms

Your orgasmic pregnancy is a few steps away!  Many women have a hard time having orgasms during pregnancy, others, have many questions as to the health of their babies or even themselves during this time.

I was intrigued by the previous book, and, as I mentioned in my last article, I haven't been pregnant, so I farmed out my review to my friend who is.

She quite enjoyed the last book, and found it very helpful, and, this book was surprisingly no different.  Filled with a few overlapping questions/answers of course, it was still very helpful for her to have a contrasting viewpoint which was still very informative and, most importantly, helped improve her and her husband's sex life!

Recommend!

The Yellow Room: Erotica Review

By the title of the book, "The Yellow Room", I think I was expecting something else.

By the description,

“You have no right to whip me,” she said in a cold, tight little voice. She was trying hard to keep control of her speech. She tried not to screech or let her voice tremble, as that would tell him that he had the power to frighten her. “I will not be whipped by any man or anyone else. Undo my hands at once,” she said in what she thought was an authoritative voice. “Being kept all the evening in this room without any dinner is quite punishment enough. And what have I done that calls for punishment? Refusing to wear horrid dresses which only serve to make nakedness conspicuous? If I am to be treated in this way, I shall leave tomorrow. As for promising to take off my own drawers before my own uncle, you must be mad, Sir, to think of such a thing. I would rather die first.”

I was expecting, yet again, something else.

What I got wasn't either.

It wasn't that it was badly written... it was actually quite good.  It just... wasn't what I was expecting.

If you're expecting something to taste like steak and it tastes like pickles, it isn't that you dislike pickles, its just that you were really ready for steak.

Thankfully, I'd already purchased The Damned Daughter.  Which would be a medium rare steak ;-)

The Damned Daughter

Precocious, uninhibited, 15-year-old Linda Lane finds herself disinherited when her father dies... and she must submit to every degradation in her effort to obtain the legacy that is rightfully hers. A brutal, sensual tale of raw lust and perversion.

What can I say, I love stuff like this.  Erotica is meant to be taboo, it's meant to be risque and it's meant to be downright immoral and dirty.  If it wasn't, why wouldn't you just watch porn?

This sexy tale of underage incest is thoroughly entertaining, and delivers what it promises.

Big Cock Erotica

Fucking terrible.

Enough of a review for you?

Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Book Review

Sexy, informative, creative, and fun!

If you are looking for the next step in erotic fun, looking to spice up your sex life, or are simply looking for some ideas, this book is really great.

Sure, there's going to be some ideas that might not shock you, such as the rusty trombone, (which, if you haven't tried with someone you're really close with, or, someone you just wanna be nasty with, totally do it - it isn't bad at all, and its really sexy)

For the price, it saves countless hours of reading horrible cosmos or other tripe, and, its explicit enough that it actually tells you how and when to do things, with very useful tips.

Great book!

My Stepdad's Favorite Toy

I love incest erotica, and this type of "sensationally based" live-in fuck toy is great stuff.

Jessica, who got married just a few years ago, is home to celebrate Christmas with her mother and her step father.

However, she discovers her step father is interested in her in a way he'd never been before... 

Before the end of Christmas she definitely becomes her step father's favorite toy in every single way possible!

I like the writing style, and the situations are creative and fun.  Worth a gander for sure

Diary of a Nympho: Step Dad

I love, love, LOVE this book!

It isn't incest if its your step dad... right?

Ah, the loopholes that make our raunchiest daddy daughter desires blossom into fruition and legality.

This is actually a series, and I would recommend the whole series.

I believe you can purchase the whole collection at a bulk rate (which is what I should have done, knowing what i know now, but, I'm generally cautious about erotica purchases, as sometimes they seem to be written by a grade 4)

When the Mom leaves, the little girl has her way with her daddy again and again, and always with a sense of urgency or fear of getting caught.

Very, very sexy.  Highly recommended erotica.

Stepdad Sex Stories

Utter tripe.  Not worth a browse.

This author doesn't convey the feelings of anybody very realistically.  While the sex scenes are fine, the emotions behind them are severely lacking.

Good evidence to plant to ruin a relationship or to get a co-worker in trouble, but, not great wanking material.

Bedtime Erotica - Erotica Review

Lexy Harper is a new voice in erotica and one to watch. She strikes the perfect balance between good storylines and raunchy sex scenes. Each of the eight women has a completely different character and every female reader will identify with at least one of them.

My favourite is definitely Honey in Telephone Sex - girlfriend is off-the-charts. Reading her story while travelling to work on public transportation is strictly not recommended. You will look like a crazy person laughing your head off, all by yourself, as you follow her exploits on her quest for the well-hung man of her dreams.

Women who love twins will sympathise with Alyson's plight in Double the Trouble - she has to choose between identical brothers. Or does she? She can have one or the other - or have them both. Good girl Tonya discovers her father's dark side and decides to follow his example in Do as I Say. Suzette drank too much The Night Before. The next morning she wakes up in bed with a very sexy woman. Soon, she realizes that alcohol has nothing to do with the intoxication she feels when she is with Mackenzie.

Darleen is a mature Black woman, running a very successful newspaper. She doesn't need to sleep her way to the top, so she's Sleeping Her Way to the Bottom and having a lot of fun doing so! Lonely, horny Elizabeth is so desperate she is regularly having Fruits and Vegetables. But girlfriend is not eating them like her mother advised. Valerie has the perfect marriage, a husband who loves her and a very comfortable lifestyle. She would do anything for her husband. Anything, except the one thing he wants most - to see Another Woman make love to her. Emma is only in her mid-thirties but she is bored with life and worse of all her husband hasn't make love to her in over three years. But ten days with Samuel, a man young enough to be her son, gives her a new lease of life.

Definitely worth the money but you could buy a copy with a close friend and share it, though you may lose your friend when he or she refuses to give it back when you need it.

How to get your girlfriend to give you anal

This book was pretty good...  I found most of it... filler and redundant, but, a co-worker of mine quite enjoyed it, and its results, so, "results and reviews may vary" for this one haha!

I found it fairly short, and filled with not-so-subtle advertisements for other books instead of providing a lot of useful information within.

My co-worker, on the other hand, reviews it as short and sweet, but filled with great information.

So... 2.5 stars?

Making Your Own Sex Tape: How to

Many of us want to capture a sexy moment or record a posterior for posterity.  Porn actresses make it look so easy, don't they?

I used to think it was impossible to make my own.  I would complain that their stomach is never rippled, their breasts are always firm, and the men always create that perfect angle where they look amazing.

I used to think that I had to choose between making a porn or a sex tape - I believed that a porn had to be sexy but uncomfortable, and that a sex tape would be hot and steamy while doing it, but then we'd look like a couple of walruses going at it when we viewed it later.

No matter how in-shape you are, there are a couple of really important tips to making a sexy porn, that I learned from a few excellent books.

1) Make Your Own Adult Video: The Couple's Guide to Making Sensual Home Movies

Great tips from angles to scenes to very practical "how to hide"s and more.  

Now, there are some tips in there that might be for someone wanting to be a professional porn star, but, I'd rather a book went too far, than not far enough!

Great book!

And, oddly a book not about porn at all:

2) Editing Digital Video : The Complete Creative and Technical Guide

If you're serious about making your own couples video, and you want to make it sexy as hell... what you might want to consider, is doing it multiple times (grab the macca!) and recording it all from different angles, then, splicing it together seamlessly.

What you'll get might not be "honest" per se, but, it will be an excellent video that will be entertaining for years to come.

Also, let's face it, the longer the video is, the more impressive it'll be in a few years when you forget where all the edits were!

ps, if you don't know, macca is an organic powder that makes you horny and your dick marginally bigger - great for vids ;-)

The Schoolgirl's Forced Education: Book Review

I know you aren't supposed to judge a book by its cover, but dang, ain't that sexy?

Julie Monroe had been raised for four years by her overly protective but caring stepmother Anne. Not long after Julie’s eighteenth birthday the two have a fight over her choice in boyfriends. The harsh words that are exchanged set both of them on a path of lewd sexual acts, forced submissions, and a deep discovery about their own inner natures.

Will they find their way to their way to a special new love or will they both give themselves over to the harsh lust of a cruel school coach and his young cohorts? 


(I totally love the cruel coach... so hot!)


This book contains aggressive extremely intimate encounters between a teenager and the adults and friends in her life including both group games, lesbianism, and forceful men with a taste for ladies they want to make a bit submissive.

Excerpt from Book:

Before she could react further, her shocked ears heard Julie sigh: "Kiss me, Curt. Ohhhh, kiss me like that again..."

Hungrily, the boy gathered the young teenager into his strong arms and embraced her. Julie had her back to Anne at that moment, her heaving breasts buried in her boyfriend's massive chest, their arms entwining. They kissed and nuzzled one another, squirming their eager young bodies together passionately, and Anne choked back a moan of shock, her eyes transfixed on the scene in front of her, her hands sweating uncontrollably.

She could see the sensuously quivering flesh of her Julie’s smooth, taut buttocks, her shapely thighs as she arched her loins into the boy named Curt's groin, her upper legs pressing and grinding against him seductively.

A low moan came from the girl, as Curt mashed his lips heavily down on her mouth, both of them oblivious to the fact that her stepmother was watching horrified just a few feet away, seeing the madly working cheeks of their faces as they sucked and rolled their tongues freely in one another's open mouths. Then Curt reached one hand down and softly grasped one of Julie's excitedly throbbing buttocks, cupping it lovingly, running his fingers tantalizingly over the barely covered flesh.

"No... No, don't do that, Curt," she heard Julie gasp.

"Why not, baby? You know you love it."

"I... I told you before, Curt, I'm not that kind of girl," she whimpered, shivering uncontrollably, gasping for breath.
"All girls are that kind of girl," he teased. The boy began to move his other free hand around to the front now, gently pushing up the hem of her sweater in an obvious attempt to cup one firm, throbbing young breast in a sensual, delight-producing squeeze. "All girls are," he whispered wetly into her mouth.

"Darling," the beautiful girl managed to hiss. "No, you promised not to do this..." 




HOT!

Threesomes: MMW

Sexy, hot, but a little short (sounds like my prom date).  This erotica is interesting... Its hard to give a full review of, for some reason.

I wouldn't necessarily turn someone away from this book, because, well, it still made me cum... but, I don't know... there's just something... generic(?) about it.

Anyway, its fairly inexpensive, so, check it out and give me your review!