Astroglide Personal Lubricant: Lube Review

At some point, we all discover that "any lube will do" is simply not the case.  Astroglide Personal Lubricant is one of those discoveries which states the case.

Let's get right into it.  It foams.

It foams, you ask?

Yes.  It foams.  It foams and froths like an angry pit bull with rabies.  Oh, and, afterwards, my pussy swelled up like a highschooler experiencing his first grind.

Enough obscure analogies then?  Great.

Do not want!