Danielle and Uncle Armand

This book contains 176 large pages with two separate novels probably written by different authors.  The spelling isn't great, and, in all honesty, it's fairly tame, considering the title.

The first book, Uncle Armand, is 74 pages long and tells the story of a 17 year old Tony living in his brother Harry's house with his newly married young bride Jackie. Almost before the honeymoon bedsheets cooled, Jackie was in Tony's room to help him with his studies. Forget math and literature Jackie made sure that Tony mastered 'anatomy'. 

Young Tony was disgusted with Jackie and tried hard to avoid contact but as in real life for men hormones certainly are more powerful than brains. For Jackie the thought of a sexual romps with close family didn't seem to bother her since she was indoctrinated by her uncle Armand at a very young age. 

The second book, Danielle is 102 pages and is also a coming of age tale with our 16 old heroine loosing her virginity to her childhood boyfriend. Danielle was raised on a farm in a very very strict family and was prudish enough to go running to her father confessor for even the most trivial of imagined misdeeds. 

Needless to say the day after her deflowering, which appears to have been, to her, a somewhat bittersweet experience, Danieele takes off to the big city to live and work with her aunt in a small flower shop. She realizes that there must be more to sex than what she experienced in the farm and decides to go on the hunt for a man to help her understand. 

Understand she did and the book follows the life of Danielle as she explores her sexuality with many partners of all ages.... 

This is a pretty gentle erotica novel and because of the lack of total funkiness the reader will soon get the feeling that we are listening to the author describe her life ..... 

All and all, enjoyable and sexy read.

The Reluctant Sister

Yes, I'd say I'm on something of an incest erotica kick as of late.  What can I say, they're just so deliciously taboo.

This one is about, as you might have guessed, a reluctant sister.

I love stuff like this.  Where the girl is abused by the brother and gradually learns to love it.

This book is great, page by page sexuality!

Dirty Monopoly

Looking for a dirty party game?  These are two of my favorites:  XXXopoly and Sexopoly.


As you might have inferred from their respective titles, they are loosely based off of Monopoly, but have a sexual slant to them.

Which leads me to an interesting side-question for you...  What is YOUR Boardwalk?

(for me, it involves another female, my boyfriend, some toys, an outfit or two and a lot of lube ;-)



These games are funny, fun, great for bachelor parties or bachellorette parties, plus, they make a great joke gift for newlyweds or heck, even a bahrmitzfah.

I actually just purchased them both on a whim, and played them with a few of my girlfriends, and we were all laughing like schoolgirls haha!

Now that I think of it, it'd be a fairly open minded sweet 16 birthday present as well...

How to orgasm during pregnancy

Have questions about sex during pregnancy?  Can an orgasm cause a miscarrage?  Will your penis bonk your child in the brain if you're well hung?

All these questions and more are answered in this great, easy to read book.

Orgasms during pregnancy are perfectly safe. In fact, if you have a healthy pregnancy, they are good for you and baby. Some couples find their sex life is better during pregnancy...

Written by experts in the field, Quick Easy Guides share little-known trade secrets and helpful hints to get you moving in the right direction.
I liked this book, but, I haven't been pregnant, so, I pushed my reviewing duties over to a friend of mine with a bun in the oven.


She admitted to having many similar questions that the book answered, and, found it greatly increased her joy of sex during this very physically strange time in her life.


So:  Recommend!

Malibu Stacy: Erotica Review

Yes, you read that right.  Lisa from The Simpsons doll has an erotic book written about her.

Well, at least the author is likely hoping we'll think that.

Filled with all sorts of references worthy of some raunchy sex animation, such as one of the characters living in "Phuket", the book is amusing in parts, and sexy in others.

Malibu Stacy's insatiable libido takes her on something akin to a magic carpet ride.

There's even a dog.

Young People Fucking

Sexy, and, if you can relate to some of the stories, surprisingly funny, young people fucking is an enjoyable watch.

It isn't the name of a porn, although there are similar titles such as "young, dumb and full of cum" (which is also a very humorous t-shirt)

But, I digress.

I would say that the movie wasn't as funny as I'd hoped, and, I admit, I found it looking for something else entirely, but stayed watching it for the relatable characters.

I now also own a humorous t-shirt.

Rough Sex Baby Likes it Rough: Erotica Review

This is a nice, sensual story about a girl named Angel.  She's a private school school-girl, (yay!) and, she's fairly spoiled in the early stages of her life.

Thankfully, the intro (not well written) is short-lived, and the erotica (well written) is available nearly right away.

She meets a fellow at a bar, who introduces her to the joys of rough sex... although there isn't... initial joy.  (evil laugh)

Angel did the first thing that she could think of which was to scratch him across the face with her newly manicured nails. She left a four finger trail of blood across his left cheek. 

This does not dissuade her lover, however, and that's really when things get quite interesting in the book.

She was hoping that it would send him cowering towards the door. Instead it enraged him even more and her shoved her head back against the wall forcing his tongue between her lips. At first she was revolted by this, and her head was throbbing as he kissed her.

But then it changed...what started out as a game to tease some poor bastard that instead of backing off was rough with her turned out to be an encounter that ended up with her wanting to lose this virginity to this incredibly rough, rude man.

(and it goes on from there!)