New York Hooker Titty Fuck

The title of this book is probably my favorite part.

No really, that's the title.  "New York Hooker Titty Fuck"

The synopsis of the book reads:
A guy visits New York to find a hooker and get him some titties to fuck.


I kid you not.  Well, if you assumed he'd "gets himself some titties" and, at some point in the... "book", fucks them, by george, you'd be correct.

Needless to say, its a masterpiece of crapulence, and makes an excellent joke gift to an author, or other loquacious or highly educated person.

I sent one to my highschool English teacher with no return address.  I hope it mystifies her forever.

There isn't really an option for negative stars, but, if t'were possible: negative 2.

The Passionate Orphan

I must say, I hated the cover and put off purchasing this book.

However, I am glad I did.

The characters were well developed. The story line was good. It progressed at a good speed... 

But most importantly, the emotions of all 6 main characters came through. 

If you like stories where sex is the main theme, but you want an emotional connection to feel, then you'll enjoy this. 

What starts out as kidnapping and rape turns into consent and develops into compassion for the kipnappers. 

Overall, it is fairly short, but, I enjoyed what I read.  As far as I know, this is the author's only work.

Sex Secrets for Pregnant Moms

Your orgasmic pregnancy is a few steps away!  Many women have a hard time having orgasms during pregnancy, others, have many questions as to the health of their babies or even themselves during this time.

I was intrigued by the previous book, and, as I mentioned in my last article, I haven't been pregnant, so I farmed out my review to my friend who is.

She quite enjoyed the last book, and found it very helpful, and, this book was surprisingly no different.  Filled with a few overlapping questions/answers of course, it was still very helpful for her to have a contrasting viewpoint which was still very informative and, most importantly, helped improve her and her husband's sex life!

Recommend!

The Yellow Room: Erotica Review

By the title of the book, "The Yellow Room", I think I was expecting something else.

By the description,

“You have no right to whip me,” she said in a cold, tight little voice. She was trying hard to keep control of her speech. She tried not to screech or let her voice tremble, as that would tell him that he had the power to frighten her. “I will not be whipped by any man or anyone else. Undo my hands at once,” she said in what she thought was an authoritative voice. “Being kept all the evening in this room without any dinner is quite punishment enough. And what have I done that calls for punishment? Refusing to wear horrid dresses which only serve to make nakedness conspicuous? If I am to be treated in this way, I shall leave tomorrow. As for promising to take off my own drawers before my own uncle, you must be mad, Sir, to think of such a thing. I would rather die first.”

I was expecting, yet again, something else.

What I got wasn't either.

It wasn't that it was badly written... it was actually quite good.  It just... wasn't what I was expecting.

If you're expecting something to taste like steak and it tastes like pickles, it isn't that you dislike pickles, its just that you were really ready for steak.

Thankfully, I'd already purchased The Damned Daughter.  Which would be a medium rare steak ;-)

The Damned Daughter


Precocious, uninhibited, 15-year-old Linda Lane finds herself disinherited when her father dies... and she must submit to every degradation in her effort to obtain the legacy that is rightfully hers. A brutal, sensual tale of raw lust and perversion.

What can I say, I love stuff like this.  Erotica is meant to be taboo, it's meant to be risque and it's meant to be downright immoral and dirty.  If it wasn't, why wouldn't you just watch porn?

This sexy tale of underage incest is thoroughly entertaining, and delivers what it promises.




Facials XXX

Is there anything more deliciously dirty and sexy than having a man shoot his load all over my face, or tits?  Oh, if I really thought about it, maaaybe... but it is DARN sexy indeed.

I quite dislike it though, when there is an extended "jerk session" before he finally comes.  I totally ruins the mood.

I like it when he pulls it directly out of my ass or pussy and it is already just about to explode.

I especially like it when they rub their cock on my cheek and that last little bit of friction is all it takes to make them cum.

Yum.

...what was I talking about?  Oh yeah.  The movie "Motherload Facials"

My review is...  Get it :-D

Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Book Review



Sexy, informative, creative, and fun!

If you are looking for the next step in erotic fun, looking to spice up your sex life, or are simply looking for some ideas, this book is really great.

Sure, there's going to be some ideas that might not shock you, such as the rusty trombone, (which, if you haven't tried with someone you're really close with, or, someone you just wanna be nasty with, totally do it - it isn't bad at all, and its really sexy)

For the price, it saves countless hours of reading horrible cosmos or other tripe, and, its explicit enough that it actually tells you how and when to do things, with very useful tips.

Great book!

My Stepdad's Favorite Toy

I love incest erotica, and this type of "sensationally based" live-in fuck toy is great stuff.

Jessica, who got married just a few years ago, is home to celebrate Christmas with her mother and her step father.

However, she discovers her step father is interested in her in a way he'd never been before... 

Before the end of Christmas she definitely becomes her step father's favorite toy in every single way possible!

I like the writing style, and the situations are creative and fun.  Worth a gander for sure