Michael Jackson: Sexy, or Strange?

Michael Jackson has millions of fans, some of which, are heavily attracted to the king of pop.

This, of course, begs the question:  Which one?  

Mike has had many looks over the years.

So, what are your thoughts?  Which is the hottest, and which is the nottest?

Which Michael Jackson do you support?  ABC?  Bad?  Moonwalker?

I've borrowed some links from some of my amazon purchases (totally get his autobiography, btw, great read) to help you judge:



First Mike
There's something to be said for the classic!  I love the scene in Thriller where he eats the popcorn.  So hot!






Early Mike
The suave leisure suit, the bedroom eyes, the curly fro...








Bad Mike (my fav)  He's just so funky and cool!  Love the outfits, the look, everything!








Medium Mike.  Some facial changes, but still has the curly fro look going.  The style is now considerably more funky and fresh, and, he seems to have gotten thinner.







Mid to later mike.  The curly, but also straight hair, and higher cheekbones.










Post scandal mike.  The visage starts changing considerably here.







This is where Mike's face starts seriously changing.  The scandals seemed to suck the youth from his face.  While still unique looking, it seems more and more "airbrushed on" and less and less there.






Michael Jackson Autobiography, full blown look.  This could be described as his "last look".

Or, somewhere in between?







History Mike?

Seems a little girly for me...  (but then, I like girls too!)

Making Your Own Sex Tape: How to

Many of us want to capture a sexy moment or record a posterior for posterity.  Porn actresses make it look so easy, don't they?

I used to think it was impossible to make my own.  I would complain that their stomach is never rippled, their breasts are always firm, and the men always create that perfect angle where they look amazing.

I used to think that I had to choose between making a porn or a sex tape - I believed that a porn had to be sexy but uncomfortable, and that a sex tape would be hot and steamy while doing it, but then we'd look like a couple of walruses going at it when we viewed it later.

No matter how in-shape you are, there are a couple of really important tips to making a sexy porn, that I learned from a few excellent books.

Great tips from angles to scenes to very practical "how to hide"s and more.  

Now, there are some tips in there that might be for someone wanting to be a professional porn star, but, I'd rather a book went too far, than not far enough!

Great book!






And, oddly a book not about porn at all:
If you're serious about making your own couples video, and you want to make it sexy as hell... what you might want to consider, is doing it multiple times (grab the macca!) and recording it all from different angles, then, splicing it together seamlessly.

What you'll get might not be "honest" per se, but, it will be an excellent video that will be entertaining for years to come.

Also, let's face it, the longer the video is, the more impressive it'll be in a few years when you forget where all the edits were!

ps, if you don't know, macca is an organic powder that makes you horny and your dick marginally bigger - great for vids ;-)

Which Porn Stars Look Like Sarah Palin

Nearly identical:  Lisa Ann

(at some point, I'm going to get back to my porn reviews, I just got off on a tangent, here!)

Which Porn Stars Look Like Sarah Michelle Gellar

Without a doubt, Cynthia Fox.  If anything, Cynthia looks how we want Sarah Michelle to look when she's sucking our cock or taking it in the ass!

Unfortunately, she's got a rather limited collection of work (too pretty for porn?) 

Which Porn Stars Look Like Rihanna

Lavish Styles.  Again, a more obscure actress whose body of works is difficult to find!

Which Porn Stars Look Like Renee Zellwegger

Traci Lords, for sure.

Unfortunately, most of her videos are fairly low quality (being a bit older) but, the resemblance is uncanny!

Which Porn Stars Look Like Rachel Weisz

Belladonna, all the way.

While her videos are plentiful, I'm sorry, I couldn't find any links to her works on Amazon.  I'll try again later as their collection expands!

Which Porn Stars Look Like Mariah Carey

Another easy one:  Mary Carey.  Although she doesn't do too much porn, she more does softcore films such as Filthy Whore and Trasherella.

Still, her collective works are impressive.

I've copy and pasted a few amazon links of some of my favorites:

Sexy,
Funny
And hot as hell!

Which Porn Stars Look Like Tyra Banks

This one is pretty easy:  Tyra Banxxx.

I believe the porn actress actually got sued for using such a similar name and likeness to Tyra Banks, so, you might have a hard time finding her work on Amazon.

I have my people looking for one of her videos, so check back every now and then as I will post when we find it!

Which Porn Stars Look Like Letoya Luckett

Mischa Mckinnon, a lesser known porn actress, is Letoya's exact twin!

Her "beats" not might be quite as fresh, but her boobs certainly are!

I haven't seen too much of Mischa's films, so please post your reviews of any of your favorites!

Which Porn Stars Look Like Kim Kardashian

I got so many thank you letters for my "which porn star looks like Brittany spears" article, I figured I'd do a series!

Can't quite wait for Kim Kardashian to come out with another sex tape?  Check out Leah Jaye's collective works!

The star of "freshly fucked 4" will gladly fill all of your desires, and, with better lighting, editing, and sound, to boot!

(plus, she takes it in the ass ;-)

Bonus Info:  If Khloe Kardashian is more your style, then grab a quick vid of Oliva O'lovely!