Which Porn Stars Look Like Brittany Spears?

I know, this isn't exactly a porn review, but rather, a review of porn actresses.  But, a friend of mine keeps getting viruses on his computer from attempting to download a sex tape of Brittany spears which simply doesn't exist (or, at least, hasn't been actually found, yet)

So, what're we, the fans of her body, to do?  Simply wait for her to fuck on camera?  Become a groupie in the hopes of bedding this beauty ourselves?

There is another option, indeed.  And that is, to simply find porn actresses who look enough like the beauty so as to transpose our fantasy to film.

And the indisputable answer is these two:  Savannah Samson (right) and Teagan Presley (left)

Savannah's collection of works is numerous, though, some of her steamier scenes definitely involved Jenna Jameson.  

Savannah does girl on girl quite well, and, who among us hasn't fantasized a little about Brittany Spears in a lesbian porn? 

If the queen of pop getting fucked by a huge cock is more your thing, then, again,  Teagan Presley does not disappoint!

Just imagine Brittany spears sucking a huge cock all the way down to the root... yum!

There's another video with Teagan and Bree Olson (my personal favorite star, who, although she doesn't look like Brittany Spears, is really fucking hot!) where they both have sex with older men

Jesse Jane is another favorite... ah, but I think I'm getting distracted!

The Schoolgirl's Forced Education: Book Review


I know you aren't supposed to judge a book by its cover, but dang, ain't that sexy?

Julie Monroe had been raised for four years by her overly protective but caring stepmother Anne. Not long after Julie’s eighteenth birthday the two have a fight over her choice in boyfriends. The harsh words that are exchanged set both of them on a path of lewd sexual acts, forced submissions, and a deep discovery about their own inner natures.

Will they find their way to their way to a special new love or will they both give themselves over to the harsh lust of a cruel school coach and his young cohorts? 



(I totally love the cruel coach... so hot!)


This book contains aggressive extremely intimate encounters between a teenager and the adults and friends in her life including both group games, lesbianism, and forceful men with a taste for ladies they want to make a bit submissive.

Excerpt from Book:

Before she could react further, her shocked ears heard Julie sigh: "Kiss me, Curt. Ohhhh, kiss me like that again..."

Hungrily, the boy gathered the young teenager into his strong arms and embraced her. Julie had her back to Anne at that moment, her heaving breasts buried in her boyfriend's massive chest, their arms entwining. They kissed and nuzzled one another, squirming their eager young bodies together passionately, and Anne choked back a moan of shock, her eyes transfixed on the scene in front of her, her hands sweating uncontrollably.

She could see the sensuously quivering flesh of her Julie’s smooth, taut buttocks, her shapely thighs as she arched her loins into the boy named Curt's groin, her upper legs pressing and grinding against him seductively.

A low moan came from the girl, as Curt mashed his lips heavily down on her mouth, both of them oblivious to the fact that her stepmother was watching horrified just a few feet away, seeing the madly working cheeks of their faces as they sucked and rolled their tongues freely in one another's open mouths. Then Curt reached one hand down and softly grasped one of Julie's excitedly throbbing buttocks, cupping it lovingly, running his fingers tantalizingly over the barely covered flesh.

"No... No, don't do that, Curt," she heard Julie gasp.

"Why not, baby? You know you love it."

"I... I told you before, Curt, I'm not that kind of girl," she whimpered, shivering uncontrollably, gasping for breath.
"All girls are that kind of girl," he teased. The boy began to move his other free hand around to the front now, gently pushing up the hem of her sweater in an obvious attempt to cup one firm, throbbing young breast in a sensual, delight-producing squeeze. "All girls are," he whispered wetly into her mouth.

"Darling," the beautiful girl managed to hiss. "No, you promised not to do this..." 




HOT!

Yaoi Hentai with Tentacle Monsters

I know, you're thinking to yourself: "wait, I can have Yaoi AND Tentacle rape in the same DVD!?"

Yes, yes you can, in "Yaoi Hentai Volume 4"

In fact, you can have 4 volumes of sexy cartoon hunks going at it in all sorts of creative and sexy ways.

In my opinion, Volume 4 is the sexiest of the yaoi anthology.  

Stories include a nobleman succumbing to pleasure in the desert and a space general losing control of a prisoner for even more pleasure. 

One of my more favorite storylines involved a young sorcerer in training who wants to be initiated by the darkest sorcerer in the world...  But, I think we all have a special place in our heart for the tentacle monster (in this case, named Trach) whose fellow sex monsters are being rounded up to be used in vile sexual acts... Where does he sign up!?

Yaoi is always done with such style that, if you haven't seen it, you simply must.  If you have... this is one for the library for sure!

rating:  MUST GET!

Dildo Review: Daddy from the 'Nati


How can you not love the name "pure romance" followed by "Daddy from Nati" as a dildo name?

This vibe is your typical clit/G vibrator, and really, only deserves mention for its creative name.

These rotating, vibrating super-vibes are really popular with some of my girlfriends.  They often find them squirty awesome.  Myself, I've always been a little "meh" towards these... they look too much like action figures or space ships that would be on some nerd's wall; encased in a vinyl sleeve for protection.

But, you can't argue with the results.  Quick and powerful orgasms every time.

Threesomes: MMW

Sexy, hot, but a little short (sounds like my prom date).  This erotica is interesting... Its hard to give a full review of, for some reason.

I wouldn't necessarily turn someone away from this book, because, well, it still made me cum... but, I don't know... there's just something... generic(?) about it.

Anyway, its fairly inexpensive, so, check it out and give me your review!

Dildo Review: Acuvibe Cordless Vibrator Hand Held Vibe Massage Magic Wand Massager

This was pushed upon me in the weirdest, strangest way, by quite possibly the oddest sex shop employee ever.

I don't usually buy sex toys from a shop (its almost always cheaper online) but, I was in a open relationship with a few girls and we all wanted to stock up for a particularly wild night we had planned.

And so, we were... assaulted by a sex shop owner who all but forced this device upon us.

First, he mentioned a lot of hockey scores which we didn't care about, and then, when we were mentioning how much we enjoyed the we-vibe, he assaulted us with it being "all hype" and that this was where the real pleasure ride lay.

As he was a man, and clearly insane, we didn't take him at his word, and instead, decided to just grab some lube and make due with our existing toy chests.

However, in the back of my mind, I would, from time to time, check prices for that toy on Amazon...  

Eventually, when they went under $40 (as they were $65 in the sex shop) I snapped one up.  

And, who'd a thunk it?  Crazy sex shop man was right.  It was great.

Was it a we-vibe?  No.  That still gets my top vote.  But, at a quarter of the price... it did intrigue me.

I must say, I was impressed.  The power of this lil' puppy was considerable; its top speed being more than I could handle (which is saying something)

All 'n all, if you've had a string of bad luck with weak-ass vibes, this vibe's for you!