Penis Enlargement Pills Review: Sextagin

Well, surprisingly, Sextagin worked.  I will preface this with:  We got lucky.  (because 99% of these products are just macca with some garbage and a hefty price tag on them)

Did it make it grow to the size in the ad?  hehe, no.  But, one of my partners who was around 6" did seem to get a small increase to about 6.5" in a pretty short time - but, what was more remarkable, was that it got quite a bit thicker.  Also, I think the improvement for him in relation to sexual ability might have been more mental than anything else, but, he claimed longer staying power as well.

So, in our limited testing group of 1, we report a success!

My friend is going to keep trying the product, so, in a few months I might give an updated review.

The Mighty Venus Five: Sailor Moon Hentai Porn Review




I don't think its all that uncommon for people to be turned on by cartoons.

From Cool World's Holly Wood, to Jessica Rabbit to Sailor Moon (or Mercury for that matter) so, for those of you who've had a secret hankering for meatball head, we happen to have found the next best thing:  "The Mighty Venus Five"



Yes, its a blatant rip off, but, the voice acting isn't terrible (at least, no more so than what its based off of) and the animation is equally as "good" as Sailor Moon.

here's a free clip!  (skip to about six minutes in for a good shot of all the scouts)

Bree Olsen Sex Doll

Okay, let me first state that we're both big fans of Bree Olsen.  She's cute, she talks dirty, and she's talented at what she does.

And, if you're into sex dolls, then maybe your review might be a little different.

Keeping that in mind...  the Bree Olsen Sex Doll is a little terrifying for us.


Maybe we're just not "into that", but, for us, it wasn't so much as erotic, as it was disturbing.

She just doesn't look... is "human" the right word, here?

Regardless, there are some mechanical parts to review, so:  On with the review!

(drumroll please)

And the review iiiis:  "Meh"

I'm guessing that the majority of the cost goes into the construction of the unit, and, they do their best to cut costs where they can.

But, its kind of strange to have a woman's genitals not attached to her body... wiggling around.

Also, the mouth opening... as terrifying as it is... does not expand to fit the girth of a man fairly well endowed.  I would have preferred a much, much smaller and much less terrifying opening which could be stretched open when necessary, and, genitals that stayed on.

Also, her mouth was fairly abrasive, even with lube.

And, call me old fashioned, but, if they were going to go to so much work to make it look like a humanoid, I think I would have put more attention into the feel of it.  It should be more fleshy, especially the breasts.  



Sinclair Institute Natural Contours LIBERTE "Personal Massager": Vibrator Review

For those of you who want a vibrating piece of modern art, look no further than the Liberte vibrator.

Now, don't get me wrong, it IS rather pretty looking.  And, it functions fine.

And for only quadruple the price of a standard vibrator, you too could own this fine piece of sculpture.

What can I say, if I want art, I'll buy art.  If I want a vibrator... well, you see where I'm going with this.

The actual vibrator is your standard, cheap vibrator - and will wear out just as fast.  So, depending on your budget, you might want to decorate your whole house in these once they burn out.  

Call it a theme.

Vibrating Wireless Waterproof Purple Galactic Finger G-Spot Vibrator: Vibrator Review

I'm going to say that again, as it sounds like a bad subtitle from a kung fu movie...


Like most over-named, over adjectived, "galactic" toys, this one falls short of the mark.

However, to stress just the sheer horror of this, let me tell you a few disturbing details! (yay!)

For starters, when this wonderful device arrived, it was slimy.  Awesome.

Next, it was actually supposed to come with some kind of "silk bag", which, it didn't.  And, it was painful to insert as it was to assemble (ie: Very)

Oh!  And, it was very underpowered.  So, for those of you who like a slimy, painful numb clit, this device gets five stars.  For the rest of us... not even as a joke gift!

ps, it kind of looks like a toilet.

Warming Lube Dangers

Today is a review of several types of "warming" lube.

This goes by many names and brand types, and, although there are actually anal-specific brands of warming lube by very trusted brands (including H20, an excellent brand) we would heavily caution against these due to the near crippling, burning pain they can create!

Unfortunately, the more pain the receiver of the penetration is in, the more lube they would generally want to apply, and it would only make things worse!!!

That being said, H20's regular brand of lube is fantastic, as is astro-glide (which is often slightly cheaper)

We will be doing a full review of many lubes in future articles, but we wanted to get this warning out there asap!

Warming/Heating = Anal burning!

H20 = Anal awesomeness!

We Vibe 2: Vibrator Review

I'm sure we aren't the first couple to review this product, but, we figured it was as good a place as any to start up the website.

So, are the rumors about the We Vibe true?  

...

Yes.  It is fantastic for a number of reasons.
1) It stimulates your G spot, and your clitoris at the same time.  And its hands free.
For us, this is pretty much the big deal.  Having your hands free to pleasure your partner orally or even just kiss while this thing does what it does is really erotic.  The feeling of "making your partner cum from your kiss" is awesome.

2) It can be worn during intercourse.
Even better!

A note on this...  keep up with your kegels.  While its light and fits snugly, they help make it an even more enjoyable experience for both partners (especially with some pulsing!).  

Also, the We Vibe isn't for every guy.  Some don't like the vibration on their penis.  However, even with a highly sensitive penis, there are two solutions.  

One, moderately effective, is to have them wear a condom which can help reduce the vibration.  

Two (our favorite) is to have him penetrate anally.  Whoo baby! This is fantastic!  Even with a sensitive penis that tends to avoid vibrators, this was really... really good for both of us.

3) Wireless!
I don't know about you, but a wire can really make the mood seem more clinical.  The nice part about the We Vibe is that it kind of "looks sexy" which, I think actually really helps.

4) Waterproof!
Unlike a lot of penetrative toys that claim waterproofing as an asset, this one actually is.  Get in there and have some fun.  Again, kissing your partner while they orgasm is awesome and, there's something very powerful about it "just happening"

5) Settings!
Some really interesting options, actually.  The names are... well, creative.  "Harmonic Throbbing" being an example.  Again, its nice not to just have GO as the option on this, as, it tends to lend itself towards different types of moods.  From pound me hard to kiss me soft, this puppy fits the bill.

6) Quick recharge!
I didn't even think of this when we first purchased it, but, as it is rechargeable, sometimes that can mean an overnight wait.  This sucker almost charges as fast as an iTouch.  (which, sounds like a sex toy, doesn't it?)

In about an hour, you can be back and ready for round two!

7) Little details
You can get it three different colors (we recommend the purple, as it seems more sexy to us) and it has nice features like remembering which setting you used last, and automatically shutting off in case you fall asleep.

8) Price
Ouch.  Yeah, at $130 this puppy is definitely one of the more expensive toys in the chest.  We got ours on sale at amazon, so, if you ever see it for less than $90, snap it up!

9) Where to get it?
Amazon, actually.  Porn shops typically mark this one up in particular a lot.  Amazon is always discreet with its shipping, and it'll arrive very quickly (just like you!)